So, that's what we're doing now? Just throwing words together?
What's next? Gran Turismo: Racedriver?
Modern Warfare 4: Battlesoldier?
It's outrageous, and all it does it prevent people who have real issues from patching shit.
There should be a charge after, say, the 2nd or 3rd patch, but bear in mind that "patch" also applies to free DLC. If a developer wants to add features, and not just fix things, they're looking out forking out $40K just to give you extra stuff for free...which precisely nobody is going to do.
Most anticipated game of 2012!
It just got released in Europe.
Uh, scrapbooking costs a lot of money.
Screw Chobot. One of the original "geek for pay" girls.
There are plenty of "geek for life" girls that I'd rather see get the publicity that she and Munn get.
You're not missing out on anything by not playing IV.
I almost think that in order for a video game movie to work, it has to be something that has no explicit plot in the game.
Something like R-Type, Contra or Gradius where there's a conflict that resonates with people, but no characters or major plot point that gamers are attached to. You can basically apply any story to Time Pilot. But Resident Evil, Metal Gear Solid, Halo, you attach people to these movies who weren't the creators, and from the get-go, it's, "...
There's nobody to blame for those other two movies outside of Tony Jaa. Dude just got high on his own reputation.
In my opinion, that's just the Thai martial arts movie community in a nutshell. They did some really cool stuff for their first movie, and then for the second movie it was just, "We're the shiiiiiiiit."
I'd love to see someone just getting into making GOOD martial arts movies again, and not trying to be concerned with how...
Uh, cuz it's "Grand Slam Tennis".
Woz: 0 Career Grand Slam Titles.
Honestly, though, I think it's just that EA sort of tossed-off the women's part of the roster. There are only 8 women in the game, total. Probably because as horrible as the men look up close, the women would look absolutely frightening.
"Amy is an autistic child with special powers that go far beyond what movies and TV have led you to believe is normal for persons with autism."
OH SHIT! I knew there was this global autism cover-up! All those autists are hiding their superpowers because the Illuminati plans to unleash them upon us!
I think that's all of the review that anyone needs to read to understand that this is either tongue-in-cheek or completely bullshit.
Here's what's fantastically stupid about that article to me: He's specifically complaining about AAA games.
Waaah.
If you want mainstream games to have more gay characters, then take the A level games that do have gay characters, and then buy enough of them to turn them into a AAA game.
It's not like there's a dearth of gay characters in games. Don't bitch about particular characters not having the orientation you want...
But Duke facilitates homosexual relationships between his girlfriends. So he's straight and pro-gay at the same time!
The Catapult, aka, Please Headshot Me.
"Think you're really righteous, think you're pure at heart? Well I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!"
Unless the spawns are different in Demolition, there are still two perfectly viable spawn locations inside the Dome structure, and inside the bunker, and none of his teammates are there.
I was expecting a better song. The video of everything getting shot in the knee was pretty funny, though.
The fact that it's getting super repetitive IS THE POINT.
You can't go 2 feet in town without someone telling you about the arrow they took in the knee. Why would you choose to have the 3 voice actors you hired for the game all say the EXACT SAME LINE!?
So, yeah, it's getting old. BECAUSE IT'S OLD IN-GAME.
I can't believe someone named their game something this generic.
Why not just "Adventure Game", Deep Silver?
That's actually a pretty sweet idea.