SlaughterMeister

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My green PSP turned out to be a dud, because the up button on the d-pad quit working on me within a couple weeks of buying it. So, I returned it and got a new one.

5582d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I didn't even make it through the demo, Bayonetta was so terrible.

What's with everyone sucking off its devs lately?

5586d ago 0 agree6 disagreeView comment

This seems like a joke trailer, like something that would be on MadTV.

5587d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

This makes me want to play an Elder Scrolls game with the Move. That would be the shit.

5588d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

"Is Capcom trying to ruin Devil May Cry series with Dante's new looks?"

No, they already did that with DMC3.

5589d ago 3 agree9 disagreeView comment

So he makes a complaint about the location IN THE TITLE, then barely comments on it in the body of the article.

I may have taken his complaints seriously if any were actually presented. Instead, all we get is some dumbass whining and then a list of trivia.

5589d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

But am waiting for Christmas.

5590d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

But I saw a forum post once suggesting that Bruce Campbell should play Victor "Goddamn" Sullivan in a movie adaptation, and that should happen.

I would kill to get in line to see Campbell in that role. He would be the shit.

5592d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

I used to pull stunts more impressive than this is GTA: SA all the time.

I used to take the harrier and fly straight at that one huge building in Los Santos and then pull up at the last minute and fly straight up the wall, then loop and fly right over top. It was easy.

5595d ago 1 agree2 disagreeView comment

April is my last semester of the year, that is the perfect time to release the game.

5596d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

This is the best case mod I've ever seen.

5598d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I UNDERSTAND THE STORY! If you don't you're a moron.

Everyone said MGS2 was incomprehensible when it came out, yet I understood if perfectly, and I hadn't even played the first game yet!

Friggin' simpletons...

5599d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

I did not support the inclusion of the Taliban in MoH. As usual, you are a fucking moron who is so closed minded that he can't admit that gamers are people capable of making their own decisions. You didn't win anything.

To use some geek slang(which I really hate doing), I will say this:

"You fail at life." See that? No winning there.

5599d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

You have to buy a Blu-ray remote for the thing for like 25 bucks if you don't want to use the controller. Most people don't want a video game console, either. They aren't going to pay like 300 bucks for a thing that they'll only use for movies if they can get one for 100.

I like my PS3, and I watch Blu-rays on it all the time, but it's still pretty pricy if that's all I'm going to use it for.

5600d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I ABSOLUTELY AGREE ABOUT BAYONETTA!

And why the fuck is she wearing glasses?

5600d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

I WANT IT NOW!!!

5601d ago 3 agree2 disagreeView comment

Seriously? Another article complaining about the plot of MGS4?

Are these people simple?

READ A BOOK. MGS4 is not that complicated, unless you're comparing it to other video games and episodes of fucking Two and a Half Men. I can't believe how many people don't get it, I understood it easily after my first playthrough, and have picked up many nuances since.

5622d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

It eats up all my fucking system resources.

5622d ago 2 agree18 disagreeView comment

"Why do core gamers carry torches for characters that are genuinely repulsive to anyone unaware of their high levels of satire"

Maybe because, if you can't tell that a character named DUKE NUKEM is meant to be satirical you are a fucking moron.

5628d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

I can't believe it's real!!!

5631d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment