I've only played this game once or twice, but it most definitely does not suck.
Really? This is like a chick showing up at a bar in lingerie and telling every guy in the room "eyes up here, pervert!"
They're RIGHT THERE.
How the hell does this count as a news piece of any kind?
This is no better than any amateur post on a message board.
I seriously hope this isn't an FPS. It probably won't be, I know, but it would be terrible if it were.
That's exactly what I was going to say.
They're all fan-made, as well.
Zero Punctuation is, hands down, the best game review source on the internet.
Didn't they say C&C 4 would be the last one?
I was hoping EA was done ruining this franchise.
"Someone could take this kind of ad seriously."
Yeah, and then the person doing the "selling" could *gasp* NOT SELL HER HUSBAND.
Who gives a damn if some moron takes the ad seriously? That's their own problem that they're so effing stupid they couldn't understand the joke.
This is not five reasons why they get screwed, these are five examples of how they have been screwed in the past. "Why" implies motive.
If he does appear, it will probably just be for a flashback or something, but they have to include his credit regardless.
Who gives a shit?
Heavy Rain isn't good because the acting is terrible, and the story is cliched. The concept is a good one, but it was executed poorly. To top the whole thing off, the ending made no logical sense. (I understand that there are multiple endings, but the one I got made me not want to replay the game.) Plus, the finger-cutting-off thing was a no-brainer. "So, my kid will die if I don't cut off a nearly-useless digit?" *SLICE* "Gee, that hurt, but who gives a damn, be...
I thought the article said "new".
The reason this game isn't selling is because THIS SERIES SUCKS. I really don't mean that as flame-bait or trolling, either. It's really not that good, and I was completely disappointed with both of the previous games. I didn't even finish the first one, it was so bad.
REPOST
The Vita is being release on or around the 31?
So US residents WILL get the Vita come the 31st?
Learn English, jackass.
I just finished Heavy Rain for the first time the other day. The scene where you cut off your finger was a no-brainer for me. "My son's going to die? And all I have to do is cut off a single knuckle of my pinkie to save him? Sure!" I would have hesitated in real life, but within seconds of hearing the instructions, I would have been searching everywhere for a string or a rubber band to wrap around my finger as a tourniquet.
Really, who gives a shit about a ...
This is the Japanese version, not the NA version.
My first playthrough on any game that offers moral decisions, I always choose the "good" path.
If true, I will refer to it as "Roy" when I power it up.
...As in, Orbis, on...
Nevermind.