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Wow, the start of next gen is getting less and less exciting for me. I thought I would at least be able to download some demos or free versions at launch to show off the fancy next gen stuff to the non gamers I know. Looks like it will be Killzone Shadowfall and literally nothing else for months. This is looking to be a truly poor launch. I'm talking about the PS4 of course, I don't know the launch line up of the Xbox one, it might be better but I have zero trust of them as a company ...

4527d ago 5 agree3 disagreeView comment

I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt after the greatness that was Braid but I hope the more complex puzzles he spoke of really interact with the environment. Otherwise the game is just walking around an island finding iPads to play insanely simple free minigames on.

4528d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

'Stop overreacting to things that don't really matter!!!! I hope you all get robbed!!!!'

4528d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

That's less to do with horniness and more to do with the fact that you can't get pregnant through the face.

4529d ago 8 agree0 disagreeView comment

This is getting pretty ridiculous now. The launch line ups of both consoles were already pretty damn thin without these delays. In fact the free version of this one was one of the things I was hoping would tide me over until the real games started appearing. Looks like its a case of starting the new generation with Killzone Shadowfall then going back to PS3 for a few months for me once that one game is done with.

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If they had to delay they had to I guess but I do think they lost a sale from me too. The game never looked like my kind of thing artistically but I was gonna pick it up just to have a fancy next gen open world game and see what one looks like. I'll probably have had that anyway by the time it releases now.

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Shock story of the year?

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So now you can get in trouble for saying words that sound a bit like racist words? We should boycott Metallica because I heard their tour manager say he was looking for a rigger to help set up the stage. I also heard a character from a saucy British 70's sitcom say he just saw a pair of knickers in the garden, maybe I should find out who wrote the show so we can go throw a brick through their window.

At the very least we should set a standard acceptable speed for a person na...

4532d ago 3 agree2 disagreeView comment

I know a far simpler exploit for anyone who doesnt want to go through the hassle of earning upgrades the way the game intended. Simply grab a magic marker, write the words 'you win' on a piece of paper and then tape it up over the screen of your TV. It works for every game out there and you don't even have to buy a copy.

4534d ago 10 agree13 disagreeView comment

This, a bottle of wine and maybe Infamous festival of blood will be getting me through Halloween night after I'm not invited to any parti... I mean after I have to turn down all the hot parties in town and feel bad about the girls who will kill themselves when they find out I'm not coming.

4535d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

What the hell does the fact that I am royalty have to do with anything?

4537d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

As a Scorsese fan I cannot let that go. In terms of narrative, characterisation and aesthetics Heavy rain was far closer to an episode of NCIS than Raging bull, same goes for Indigo prophecy. I love what Cage is trying to do with gaming as a medium but artistically his work is hokey and clichėd as all hell. Po-faced seriousness, rainy windows and cello music does not automatically make something mature. Until people stop letting Cage get away with this thirteen year old's idea of what ...

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Sadly I might wait because from the sound of it I would probably find myself siding with the lower reviews even though I was really starting to hope this game might be great. I really enjoyed the first sections of the demo but really didn't like the cheesy blockbuster action sequence it ended with, especially since the gameplay became 'hunt the blue dots' without even any puzzle element I could see. The main criticism I've read so far also seems to be hamfisted cheeseball writ...

4537d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

I Can Haz Eastern Gaemz???

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That's good. I have it slightly with red and green. I've never found it be an issue until recently I was playing Zone of the enders HD and at some point where you have to shoot a bunch of small points on a green metal surface I couldn't figure out how you were even supposed to do it with no crosshairs or anything. After cursing out the game and failing repeatedly it occurred to me that there are huge red crosshairs on screen whenever I'm not looking at this green metal wall. I...

4543d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

I should hope so. Can you even imagine how inappropriate it would be if they released a statement that said the opposite?

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I expected major problems with online for a while after the mess that was the companion app. I am willing to hold off on online until I finish up single player, I just hope these problems don't come with the update anyway.

4544d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

If this is another case of Valve trolling their fans I will kidnap them all and make them live in a pit at the bottom of my garden on one tub of ice cream a week until they finish and release it for real.

If they're actually planning to release it but not bringing it to consoles to help sales of this Steambox thing..... Oh momma, they're gonna wish this was just another case of them trolling their fans.

4544d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

This is good news. I only preordered in time to get the second wave apparently. I was willing to wait with the good games still coming out for PS3 but it's good to know the wait won't be that long.

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Did you ever play Dragon age: Origins? While the basic premise was cliche as all crap the actual moment to moment writing and characterisation was fantastic. I'll grant you that Mass effect basically became a Michael Bay cheesefest in space (while starting out with some interesting ideas) and I haven't played Dragon age 2 but Origins really is better and more intelligent than it looks from the outside.

This game looks visually stunning for a semi-open world RPG but I am...

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