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He was probably licking 100 dollar bills rolled on a stick like candy.

5732d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

NinjaBread Man HD for Kinect!

5734d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Awesome. Please keep it this way. Story is one of the things that differentiate classic NFS and modern bullcrap NFS. This is a very good decision.

5734d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

It is a scientific wonder. Put a crappy game like Ninja Bread in, play for a few minutes and immediately it jumps to incredible Warp 10 speeds(so fast you regress into a slimy lizard) to the nearest trash bin in the Andromeda galaxy.

5735d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

then your member is all clear for some laser therapy. You want Blue laser go for PS3, you want red go for 360. Jar Jar Binks and E.T. would like join the fun.

5735d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

and sadly you can't send it back for replacement as there is no warranty for your junk.

5735d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Unless your member is as flat as a disc I would discourage trying to "do" any of these consoles.

5735d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Did I just see concrete barriers flying like cones?

This video has to be old.

5751d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

hahaha you know if you count the number of discs sold on each console then MS prediction would barely be right.(1.51 x 3 discs > 4.24)

5757d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

The only people who could be duped into believing that are people who neither know nor care about FF.

5757d ago 8 agree1 disagreeView comment

Yes yes all that is needed to elevate Uncharted to divine status is to make Drake into a secret agent, do weird dances and run around trees.

5760d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Next game in the series is Europa. You get to see some hot birds, big old ducks and a couple of economies swimming in debts and austerity drives.

5795d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

I don't even want to imagine what it would like when this 360 rrods

5797d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Enjoy watching Captain Jack Sparrow on your 3D TV! As for me, I will illegally download the latest episode of the pirate cartoon One Piece to watch on my crappy 2D monitor.

5802d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

How many games do we have this generation that has full on 1920x1080 60fps with graphics and gameplay like God of War or even Halo for that matter?

5802d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

Sorry but Vanquish and Gears are ultimately as different as Halo and Call of Duty so no one is going to make anyone obsolete. You must really hate shooters to not see that.

5802d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

WOW Conloles, you totally caught me by surprise with you ultra quality troll even by N4G's standards. I literally went WTF.

5803d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Here is my "objective" review of Ninety Nine Nights II

"Despite what Tak Fuji said at E3 2010 Konami Press Conference, the total number of troops in the game is well below 1 million troops and YOU'LL NOT GET SUCKED after pressing X, X, X, Y, Y, Y, and then X, X, X."

5803d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Somebody tell me how a bunch of polygons riding on another bunch of polygons a rape?

5808d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

This game is not worth 60 dollars but discounted at 40, its good for wasting some time. Jumping and powering up is always fun.

5815d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment