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It would been better had the Catalyst thought Bacon was the most important thing in the Galaxy to Shepard and appeared as such on the Crucible.

Electric Bacon Cheezeburger!

5181d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Screwoffreg is God Almighty! I think he already ascended to Heaven.

I wish I could have seen his face when he finished Mass Effect 3.

5181d ago 8 agree0 disagreeView comment

I can't wait for GTAV. Saints Row 3 was fun but it just doesn't feel as alive as GTA.

5181d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

The whole idea about fighting the reapers on foot while they fire lasers like idiots was silly. I actually expected a massive orbital war and then going on board the Crucible or something for the final assault.

5182d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Gears Effect RPG

Marcus Fenix reaches the Crucible and meets SpaceGodChild.

Option A: Stick a grenade to its mouth.
Option B: Stomp its head.
Option C: Use Chainsaw.

5183d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

A gorilla would be a better game critic.

It would waste less words and wouldn't hesitate to trash crappy games and if in near vicinity their developers as well.

5186d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

God forbid the earth revolves around the sun. A black hole is more "exciting" and offers lots of choices.

5188d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

That Dog in that picture is deeply offended by the quality of this article. And it hates ME3 Ending.

5188d ago 11 agree0 disagreeView comment

Garrus goes to disco!

5189d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

NG3 has become Dynasty Warrior, that is an insult to the previous games. ME3 ending was an obvious letdown.

People who say whining and entitled with every breath are just being silly. (If only the Council didn't think that of "the" Shepard, ME3 would have been about blasting multiple holes in the collective rear-end of the incoming Reapers at the edge of the galaxy instead of running through rubble at various planets I wanted to visit in peace time.)
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5190d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

Cheer up

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

And for reference, I wanted a victory parade and many blue babies.

5192d ago 7 agree0 disagreeView comment

I blame it all on Conrad Verner. He screwed up the Crucible.

5193d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Although we don't know if SteamBox is true, its not such a mystery as to what it could be.

Its probably just a nicely packaged medium spec PC, that will be upgraded every 3-5 years so that developers can get the maximum capability out of those specs.

5204d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

I would rather hand over my games to a real monkey than the author of this article.

"If Sony could convince Valve to bring the entire Steam platform to the PS3 it would be a huge blow to the competition. Steam is home to tons of games ranging from Doom all the way to The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Being able to play your entire Steam collection to the big screen, without having to purchase any additional hardware would be one of the most amazing features is recent memory.&...

5204d ago 3 agree1 disagreeView comment

My thoughts exactly.

5206d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

Its the goddamn Reapers. Their artificial minds can't handle the image of a PC gamer relaxing on a couch and playing on a controller. They don't want their human sauce and juice to have any hint of this heresy.

5222d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Come on, the ad is obviously a joke in the same vein as mowing down grannies in GTA.

I have to wonder how offensive "Tropic Thunder" is for these people.

5268d ago 4 agree7 disagreeView comment

I thought the money you earn yourself is always harder to part with than money from someone else especially if you don't like credit.

5284d ago 2 agree2 disagreeView comment

Right now its looking like "press xxx and yyy, you will be sucked"

5288d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Wow! That was the most trollish article I have read in some time.

How am I supposed to read this and not think this guy isn't a troll who wants max page hits?
"I myself have wondered would Spike and Gametrailers do such a thing like let a PS3 exclusive win 3 years in a row if it deserved it or not nominate a Wii game if the platform didn’t deliver in a certain year."

His bias is so obvious that it feels fake.

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