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They want their multiplats - a console with specs similar to the XO/PS4 is the easiest way to get EA/Ubi/Activision and the others on-board... What, you thought they'd make a 4K Mario machine?

3565d ago 25 agree40 disagreeView comment

I'm getting the XO version... I don't care if anyone else does, because why would I?

3565d ago 1 agree3 disagreeView comment

and it's all so quintessentially 'Rare'... Really looking forward to seeing their E3 presentation - I'm pretty sure the last game of theirs I played was Donkey Kong 64, but that was almost 20 years ago, so it's especially nice to see them back in the game.

3565d ago 7 agree1 disagreeView comment

Summer Lesson is a sex-offender simulator.

3567d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

@GEO - God doesn't damn virgins... he impregnates them.

I can't speak for the other disagreers, but I'm a (really, really, ridiculously) good-looking guy who's ticked off most of the items on his sexual bucket list - except for the ones that involve twins (a man can dream!)... To me videogame porn is just another flavour in my myriad of erotic indulgences.

If anything, it's less 'ew' inducing than actual porn - you never have t...

3571d ago 9 agree1 disagreeView comment

This looks legit... just a few more weeks!

3571d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

vsmnd, sfmsnip, secazz, pewposterous and leeterr are the best at animations... ourtastytexturestuff, alicecry, ayatollaofrock and 'larryjohnson' specialize in stills.

Welcome to the jungle.

3571d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

Rule34 is for pedophiles.

Edit: Oh you disagree?
The only reason that site exists is they don't have a filter... anyone signing up with them is just begging for a place on the sex-offenders registry.

3571d ago 0 agree5 disagreeView comment

They already have - Mei and Pharah too... Quantity-wise, Tracer and Widow are miles ahead of the rest of 'em, though Dva is making a 'cumback'.

3571d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

It's a testament to Blizzard's character designs... The game still isn't out and the SFM guys have already gone 'above and beyond' with regards to the mountains of Overwatch porn.

Even Metal Gear's Quiet didn't get that kind of response and I'm pretty sure she was designed to be porn... interesting to see stylized designs doing so well in an arena that's been dominated by the more 'realistic' looking characters .

3571d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

No way it'll be set later than Redemption... it wouldn't be a cowboy game if they did that.

I'm guessing they'll go for a post-civil war timeline - probably set around the time John was in his old gang (not that I expect anything more than a reference to him) - that way R* won't have to scale-back on the 'modern' tech and firearms... The story will depend on the characters - I figure they'll re-use GTAV's character-switching mechanic, and...

3572d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Check out the new video for 'Sentient' - Pixelated perfection!

And be sure to check out Carpenter Brut... 'he' is the grandmaster of these synth-wave types.

3572d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

I think it's easily the most impressive thing they've done... it's got a better story than Alan Wake or Max Payne, the characters are fleshed-out and interesting, the combat is great - once you get a feel for it (I replayed the first chapter a few times before I felt 'ready') and the game is full of mind-blowing 'whoa' moments.

Is it a masterpiece? Not quite - but I absolutely believe it's strengths more than make up for it's weaknesses (...

3574d ago 0 agree4 disagreeView comment

Yeah, that free OS really put the squeeze on my financials... And aside from Sweeny, I haven't heard any devs (or manufacturers) making any noise about this 'issue'.

Bill Gates is THE philanthropist... you expect me to believe that he was secretly an evil genius, Littlefingering his way to domination?
I guess his retirement means they won... long live the king!

3575d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

I love Nintendo... N64 is the best console ever!
Doesn't mean they're not dodgy... just ask Sega.

As to this 'war' Microsoft have been waging - doesn't a war by-definition require at least 2 sides?
I guess there's Linux, but that was never gonna work... and Apple haven't built a real computer in years - nor for that matter, have Microsoft.

You mean Windows, right?
Thing is, nobody HAS to use Windows.....

3575d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

By an army that had spent 10 years laying siege to the city of Troy... the Trojan Horse was an act of desperation, but I still find it hard to believe that any legitimate military commander would ever approve of such a strategy.

Microsoft are many things, but they're not desperate... Nintendo would be a better fit for the Trojan metaphor - the New 3DS, Zelda NX and that movie 'The Whiz Kid' all have a whiff of wooden-horse$#!t.

3575d ago 2 agree2 disagreeView comment

Damn, Sweeny's really trying to turn this into a crusade, but he's still just throwing out 'what if' theories, along with the old 'frog in boiling water' metaphor, and his comparison to Facebook is downright insulting... Microsoft don't need to appease advertisers and their shareholders aren't likely to succeed in any attempt to force such an overtly counter-productive policy. I can't imagine they were happy about Win10 being given away for free, yet here w...

3575d ago 5 agree2 disagreeView comment

I'm actually okay with them taking their time... Cyberpunk is a 'new' franchise and CDPR have said it will be their most ambitious game yet, which - based on the progression of the Witchers and their shiny new AAA budget - should be nothing short of spectacular.

One of the upsides to announcing the game so far from release is that they've already had years to figure out what kind of story they want to tell, prototype concepts, develop characters, lore and al...

3575d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Wow - that's an incredibly short amount of dev time for something as complex as the Witcher... CDPR said HoS was a 10 hour expansion, but I ended up putting in at-least 30 (I like to explore, chat to NPCs, loot, craft and read a bit of lore), which means B&W's '20 hour' expansion will actually be closer to 50.

Martin Iwinski (CDPR's CEO) said they'd been working on their creation tools as a means of streamlining development on Cyberpunk 2077 - w...

3575d ago 5 agree0 disagreeView comment

All of Bethesda's recent titles have gotten CEs, so I don't see why not... it's not as though the Horse Armor studio is gonna miss an opportunity to sell some useless s#!t (spits on Pip-Boy).

Either way, I'm looking forward to it's E3 demo... hopefully they'll show some of Emily's gameplay.

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