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Why do xbotters cry during sex?

Mace will do that to you!

6037d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

I hope you get a code.

By the way Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.

His heart isn't foolish enough to attack him.

6037d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

There are some great deals going on at the moment.

At my local store i saw a young lad buy an xbox 360.

He also bought for himself -- Nice parachute --- Never opened ----- Used once.

6037d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

Whats the difference between a girlfriend and wife?

About 45Ibs.

Why does an xbotter cry during sex?

Mace will do that to you!

6037d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

News Just in.

I have just been reliably informed that this reviewers birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

6037d ago 4 agree1 disagreeView comment

2-oj

Thankfully there are not to many of them. I will explain why the xbox brand sells badly in Japan.

Many years ago Lord Kemp was travelling through the snow capped mountains, near mount Fuji in Japan when i happened upon a wise old sage who taught me an ancient Japanese proverb.

My sensei master Wushu and i his young apprentice have remembered it to this day.

He said 'Wise Japanese man does not buy or support faulty hardware.'

6038d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

A piece of advice.

Always talk to your wife while your making love ----- if theres a phone handy.

6038d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

The same thing can be said about Billy Gate's minions.

The only difference is they will skip nursery school.

6038d ago 6 agree0 disagreeView comment

Quick folks take advantage of these offers for xbox 360. Get them while their hot.

The only problem is -- They stay hot then explode.

Some offers include RROD, E74 errors and disc scratching as dlc all at no extra cost.

6038d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Rocco

I would agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

The only support Micro$haft gives to its developers is CLOSING DOWN their studios.

Your avatar is proof that all your brains are in your d!ck.

If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your hat off.

6038d ago 10 agree2 disagreeView comment

Gabe Newell has bigger t!ts than Dolly Parton.

Is this garlic trotted obese chubster lazy?

Let me take a guess ------ UM YES!

He eats 5 Phillipino boys for his breakfast. You dont want to know what he considers lunch.

6038d ago 9 agree3 disagreeView comment

Good grief the t!ts in that picture are nearly as big as Gabe Newells.

6038d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

When i saw that picture at the top -- A prime example of a pair of t!ts.

I somehow thought of Bobby Kottich and Cliffy B.

6038d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

KFC are offering a free xbox 360 with every deluxe kids bucket meals.

Micro$haft have even been so kind to add RROD, disc scratching and E74 errors all at no extra cost.

PLEASE NOTE --- This offer is only available to our gold subscribers.

6038d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

This is a huge custard pie in the face of Billy Gate's minions and will have xbox fans in an uproar because it denies them the chance to catch up on their tv favourite 'Strictly come dancing .'

I however can watch whatever i want on my FREE WEB BROWSING facilities on PS3.

I just downloaded ninja assassin to my PS3 hard drive. (FREE)

6038d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Yes.

Lord Kemp has been taught an ancient Japanese proverb.

This explains why the xbox brand does not sell well in Japan.

On my travels through Japan i met this ancient wise samurai master in the mountains near Fuji.

He said to me, the young apprentice --- 'Wise man does not buy faulty hardware.'

6038d ago 10 agree4 disagreeView comment

Lord Kemp has been taught an ancient Japanese proverb.

This explains why the xbox brand does not sell in Japan.

On my travels through Japan i met this ancient wise samurai master in a ruined temple in the mountains near Fuji.

He said to me, the young apprentice --- 'Wise man does not buy faulty products.'

6038d ago 6 agree0 disagreeView comment

Dont forget T00L Tuesday exclusive xbox deals round-ups.

Offering superb deals on a wide range of overpriced peripherals all courtesy of micro$haft.

6038d ago 8 agree0 disagreeView comment

There are some pretty sweet deals going on for Xbox 360.

These include exclusive disc scratching , RROD, E74 errors and a lack of killer innovative titles all at no extra cost.
(apart from the PAY TO PLAY online service )

6038d ago 21 agree4 disagreeView comment

It only does everything.

Next year Sony are releasing a firmware update that will allow your PS3 to make your breakfast, while the machine simultaneously takes a dump on Xbox 360.

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