lordkemp007

Ladies and gentlemen we now move on to our final award of the evening.

This is the lifetime achievement award for 'paid off corruption within the games industry.'

And the award goes to 'Spike's very own VGA's.'

Congratulations to MW2 for scooping game of the year and to Left for Dead 2 and Halo ODST in winning best innovation and graphics, thanks for watching and see you next year.

If i want to watch corruption i will check out an episode ...

You are spot on my friend.

However Micro$haft must be credited for the good research and work they have done with regards to relieving unwanted stress and tension.

This is achieved by smashing an Xbox 360 off a brick wall after it has red ringed for the umpteenth time.

(Medically proven fact -- DR Kildare, DR Hook and Dr Crippen.)

Your assumptions that i am taking some kind of moral high ground are not accurate, as you make a good job of sounding like a half-wit all by yourself. I've heard your so dense light bends around you.
So calm down and slit your wrists, it will lower your blood pressure.
I must have hit a raw nerve. Aha you have an inferiority complex about not being wealthy or smart.

Don't worry though -- Some day you will go far, if you catch the right train.

Chop chop...

Shnazzyone.

Get a new joke writer, pointing out your own pathetic quips is neither amusing nor entertaining.

What is funny and amusing is a buffoon like you plays Nintendo Wii.

what are you, 10yrs old, or is that your I.Q?

If our so called despair makes you stronger, christ you must nearly be on your way to looking like Pee Wee Herman by now.

I'm NOT.

If i want to watch CORRUPTION i will watch an episode of 'The Shield,' on FX.

I agree with you and in the interests of a fair and balanced approach i would have made a space for Forza 3 as i love racing games.

Its somewhat disheartening to see the game awarded 'best of E3' as well as numerous other awards, highest rated exclusive title (96% -- 103 reviews ) this generation eclipsing even last years goty LBP 95% being placed in 10th position.

This is a disgraceful affront to Naughty Dog who have spent the time crafting a fantastic title.
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My first post answers your brains question.

A Resounding NO they are not possessed of any celebral matter between the ears. Not only that, they are paid off marketing pawns who are ignorant of the games industry. (as well as the odd filthy underhanded xbot).

Heres some advice to the reviewer who compiled this list courtesy of micro$h!ts chequebook (from experience many thanks to TheTruth, Wrathman and MetalGearRising -- AKA the 3 stooges or 3 useless t00LS).

No one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to hide the scars and learn to control the slobbering.

It would still be overpriced.

In the interests of a fair and balanced approach Lord Kemp feels he must enter into a polite gentlemanly discussion about this title without offending the mods on this site who seem keen to delete my bubbles and posts at an alarming rate.

So in a dignified manner taking a courteous approach to the feelings of others --------

You filthy xbots pigs will never get to play this majestic title on your $hitbox 360 and the biased little xbot mods who run this site can go j...

While i agree with all of the above that it was very generous of them to mention UC2.

With my cynical tin foil hat and reading between the lines i can see that this was used to subtly bash the game.

Notice the words SOME of the best graphics. Then going over the top in their sickly appraisal of sub hd MW 2 visuals.

Notice their second dig in regards UC2 multi-player.

These awards lose all credability when they award ODST fps of the year (Ob...

What you won't find so amusing is that i have just found out who you are and where you live.

This confirms you are a dip$hit who has failed in life.

Chop chop post a lame response with your last bubble you imbecile.

mods get stuffed.

I might just get an xbox 360 for my cousin's Christmas present.

Because i hate the little $hit.

I think you meant to say w@nker.

The mods are deleting my posts and removing my bubbles to save your embarrassment.

You dip$hit.

Shadow Man reliably tells us to have 'fun' with our dildo's.

I have been told from a reliable source this is because Shadow Man shoves his up his unmentionable.

I will take a pass on that Shadow Man i like women.

Well if you bought a PS3 for 550 pounds then you truly are a spectacular dip$hit as 425 pounds was the rrp in the UK at launch. Which in my book makes you a liar.

Sounds to me like you were stupid enough to invest in Northern Rock proving you are a double dip$hit.

Speaking of financial matters, if you ever tax your brain, dont charge more than a penny. Speaking of pennies. If i asked you 'a penny for your thoughts, i would expect change back.'

your lam...

Its not an easy task to pick the right console if you are mentally retarded.

Please Mr salesperson give me the console that charges me a subscription to play online. I like paying for games twice after they have been scratched. I like speaking to phone reps in Calcutta, pursuing a replacement for my red ringed, E74 error prone monstrocity. I enjoy being without my console for weeks waiting to get an equally $hit replacement. I enjoy paying for over priced peripherals.

You are like one of those 'idiot savants,' except without the 'savant' part.

Congratulations on being a dip$hit.

Sony are releasing a new attachment (file under patent 34644 -- code-name humble pie)

This will allow the device to launch a custard pie in the face of any passing xbotter.

Oxford English dictionary ---- Meaning of 'Dark Void.'

A-- The condition you find yourself in after shelling out for an online service only to find your console has not only scratched your games but the console itself has exploded setting your house on fire therefore rendering you homeless.

Also can mean -- An empty feeling of stupidity after purchasing broken goods and a sickly notion to defend such inane behaviour.