The last time i saw this many t!ts all in the one room was when i was forced to endure a Micro$haft press conference.
On the first day of Christmas an xbox gives to you.
3 red rings
4 scratched discs
5 overpriced peripherals
6 ways to pay for online
3 French hens
7 no innovation
8 closed studios
9 no new games to speak of
2 turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree.
If its any consolation TheTruth Xbox 360 was awarded best heater which also doubles as a doorstep on the market.
MAG gets teen rating.
The mags that Lord Kemp likes to read in his parliamentary office certainly dont.
It should be a required requisite that anyone who votes for Halo ODST for goty, should be sectioned under the mental health ACT 1983
On the first day of Christmas an xbox gives to you
3 red rings
4 scratched discs
5 overpriced peripherals
6 ways to pay for online
7 no new games to speak of
8 closed studios
3 french hens
no innovation
And a partridge in a pear tree.
Forza 3 to unearth real world fairground bumper car driver.
The cuffing round the ear and custard pie to the face of an xbotter are the best hack and slash games ever.
SONY sees robust early US holiday demand.
Xbotters see bust consoles under the tv.
You can use the 7 minutes to throw 7 custard pies in the faces of 7 xbotters.
Those delightful flesh mounds are nearly as big as Gabe Newells.
If you want to see 2 of the biggest t!ts on the planet, look out for a picture of Cliffy B and Bobby Kottich.
Unlocks nudity.
The last time i saw this many t!ts all in the one room was when i was forced to attend a Micro$haft press conference.
This headline is in reference to Gabe Newell who last week apparently got up off his chubby backside and walked to the doughnut shop
I went to the shops to buy a pair of camouflage trousers in order to play this the other day, but i couldn't find any.
Best buy and Etch a sketch are teaming up to do a similar deal for xbox 360.
xbox 360 Christmas 2009 buying guide.
You simply must buy this console if you want to roast your chestnuts on an open fire.
After said console explodes after more than 3 hours continuous play.
(mind you the jet engine sound of said console can be handy to drown out the inane wittering of relatives.)
Lord Kemp is about to go to work in parliament (UK).
I am pushing Government to introduce a new ACT / Stupidity LAW 4367533.
This law hereby states that -- 'Those who buy and knowingly support faulty hardware and are daft enough to pay for online gaming, when it is FREE on the competitions console -- shall hence-forth be sectioned under the mental health ACT 1983.'
(now where did that saucy young minx of a secretary go?)
For the benefit of the mentally challenged MetalGearRising.
Crow in this instance means, to boast or brag.
Its not a Brandon Lee film or an Indian tribe.
Hope that helps you.
If TheTruth asked me how to fly a kite.
I would tell him to run off a cliff.