KFC offers a free xbox 360 with a kids medium bucket meal.
15 add 45 is the abysmal failure rate of the xbox 360 in the UK.
15 is the average age and IQ of an xbotter.
15 is the number of glorious years Sony have given the gaming industry.
Lord Kemp raises a glass (large cognac) to your achievements.
What MetalGearRising meant to say is that he plays AAs on his xbox 360.
However these are used to power his controller.
How to buy a games console this Christmas.
Its easy --- Just ask the salesperson to give you the one that 'Only does everything.'
Disclaimer - If he is mentally challenged and gives you an Xbox 360, hit him in the face with a large custard pie-Boom!
Breaking News.
Lord Kemp has just returned from parliament (UK).
New legislation ACT 34534 LAW 45/56.
Any person who buys and knowingly supports defective consoles (60%) shall be sectioned under the mental health Act 1983.
Stevo you are a t!t.
I see you have your age on your cake.
Or is it your I.Q.
So what's a PS3 lets see shall we.
A PS3 is currently the most advanced and powerful games console utilising the cell processor and blu ray technology.
The competitions console utilises an ancient form of dvd9 technology ( this has been around since the first ice age), effectively tying one hand behind the back of developers and gimping our beloved franchises ( see GTA4 / RESI 5 )
A PS3 gives you a free web browser ( with this you can make your arms loo...
Lord Kemp is hoping to introduce a new act of parliament.
Stupidity Law no--- 343665 Act 45
This Law states that anyone who knowingly buys and supports faulty merchandise shall be sectioned under the mental health act 1972.
Any xbotter stealing toffees or doughnuts from a school tuck shop shall be hanged -- this one is still awaiting approval. Act 3574.
Lord Kemp has an overwhelming desire to open his window and throw a custard pie in the face of a passing xbotter.
Many years ago Lord Kemp travelled down the waters of the Nile to find the ancient relic of infinite wisdom.
After a bleak long trek through the desert one of my servants a young portly kid by the name Greenturd spotted a pyramid in the distance.
Upon closer inspection we found the entrance to an ancient tomb.
Being mindful of traps, Howard Carter showed us the way.
By the curse of the Tutankhamuns i found it. An ancient stone tablet.
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You have just described Sony, Nintendo and Microsoft all in the right order.
Yes i think its about time we all ------ O sod it i can't help myself.
If an xbotter asked me how to fly a kite.
I'd tell him to run off a cliff.
Many moons ago Lord Kemp travelled far and wide across oceans and deserts.
I arrived in Nazareth where in a little town of Bethlehem i happened upon 3 wise men.
What they said i have remembered to this day.
The first man said dont buy faulty consoles, the second said dont pay to play online when it is free on the competitions console and the third said ---- a wise man will always go blu, because it only does everything.
(technically it doesn...
This game is immense.
Bear in mind though its as hard as an xbots pecker seeing Billy Gates bent over with his trousers at half mast.
Good god almighty it is you!!!!
Many years ago on one of lord Kemps treks through the ancient Peruvian rain forest i happened upon an ancient ruined Aztec temple.
Inside i met a wise old sage who taught me his infinite wisdom which has been passed down through generations of tribes men. I listened closely and he said ---
' A wise man does not buy faulty goods and pay to play online when it is free on the competitions console.'
With that he vanished into the woods and i never saw him a...
I went to buy some camouflage trousers to wear and play this the other day but i couldn't find any.
Today's tennis pros are so young they give autographs on Etcho-Sketches.
You are spot on.
where are the games?
Well in fairness Microsoft does let you play a lot of AAs.
Its just unfortunate those are the batteries used to power the controller.