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Hollywood magic: fist in a mayonnaise jar

5967d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I think you have the option to call out his son's name during "the sex"

Madison is kinda skanky (she pisses and doesn't wipe, she takes a shower but doesn't actually clean herself) so I don't think she'd mind if he slipped and went through door #2.

I wonder though since the game has so many different paths if madison can hook up with the other characters or even have a big ol' bukkake party with all of them?

5967d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Wow, that was such a missed opportunity for gratuitous motion controls

I wonder if the characters see the control inputs?

The guy's trying to take her clothes off: Damnit, I press O here. Where's your L1? No, that's my L1. Okay, now press x here and x again. Hell yeah, now suck my R1. Hey be careful it's context sensitive.

What happens if you mess up? Does he miss the hole or worse?

5967d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Just your moms

Hey, you set yourself up

5967d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Too bad there's no vagina physics. See it flapping sporadically every time she turns

5968d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

Lol

No thanks

5972d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

Looks like fun to me and I love Barlowe's art

I still think it would be a more interesting game if it was a survival horror. This is just a straight up action game.

5973d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I'm surprised it got a 9 for graphics

It's not a graphically impressive game by today's standards. I love 1940's art deco environments, but up close everything is muddy and have a weird laminated look

5974d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

The battle system is pretty much the gambit system from FF12 but not as good.

FF12's battle system was great after you could assign specific gambits to each character. It almost felt like a unified MMO where everyone was working together

5975d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

I really don't understand why foreign games and anime get such horrible english dubs.

I'm not trying to be a snob but come on. Every english dub sounds like it's for toddlers or the mentally challenged. Hell, even Eureka's Castle sounds more mature than most english dubs.

5975d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I can't believe he said the voice acting is good.

It's almost as atrocious as the Star Ocean 4 English dub

Any news on the NA release of Heavy Rain having the original French dub as an option?

5975d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

She's just French :(

5977d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

How awesome would it have been if she took a piss while standing

Also, I think there should be a mini game when she's putting on her clothes. Like if you aren't careful while pulling up her panties with the motion controls you could give her major camel toe.

5977d ago 5 agree2 disagreeView comment

If the developers really wanted to go for realism then they should've made her rip a big juicy one in the shower and hack up the phlegm in the back of her throat.

We all know people aren't pretty in the shower. Hell, I know one girl who squated and took a sh!t in the shower. It took an hour to clean up the mess and she wouldn't even help. There were pieces stuck in the drain. I still talk to her, but I don't like her as much now.

Also, it's kinda skanky that the cha...

5977d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Why don't they just include the whole anime instead of a scene?

It would be nice to get a physical artbook instead of a digital one (Barlowe kicks ass)

It would've been cool if the collector's edition came with a figure (either possible or static)

5978d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Any word on Square Enix reprinting Dragon Quest V for DS?

5979d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

He forgot to mention that it was Steven Seagal who threw the knife

5985d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I want it but I think it should be released at a more reasonable price like $35-40

I hope it still has the original japanese dub as an option

Also, whatever happened to the Tales of Vesperia International edition? It has to come out in NA. I already sold my 360 copy, which is out-of-print now.

5986d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

LAME AS ALL HELL!

Thanks Kotaku and Gametrailers for kissing that losers dumb ass once again

5987d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

You should check out the live action version of Yatterman

It was pretty good and raunchy as hell

The live action version of Casshern was okay. Avoid the director's cut though since it actually takes 30mins out of the movie.

5987d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment