Kakihara

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The narrator's excitement is infectious. He really demonstrates the thrill of playing this game.

5458d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

See, that's the entire point. Since the only gay characters you'll see in videogames are ridiculous prancing anal sex obsessed stereotype ninnies, uneducated simpletons like yourself who only see the world through videogames and believe what they see is an accurate portrayal of reality think this is the way gay people actually are. In your uncultured idiocy you're actually demonstrating the exact point the article was making.

Of course it's not just gays who are ...

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Ah, nothing like readings comments under an article written by a homosexual to show what a dumb, ignorant crowd of teenage nerds gaming still attracts.

Still though, I keep hearing about how it's a straight male's gaming world but none of the games I see come out seem catered to my particular tastes. I still find most games to be hyper-macho bullshit generic dull brainlessness ripped off of some lowest common denominator Hollywood popcorn flick. Maybe I should start work...

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Wasn't MDK released on Dreamcast? Even if it wasn't that game needs a remake. My jaw is still a little loose from the first time I saw it in action.

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I thought it was technically amazing and brilliantly written/directed but I found the gameplay old and boring. Go to the marker, duck into cover, pop out to shoot these guys, come back and watch another cutscene.

Having said that I did just buy Undead nightmare a few days ago and wow, probably the best add on I've ever played. Soooo much better than the real game. More original gameplay that's not just about ducking in and out of cover, great atmosphere and the zombies s...

5460d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fucking cunt fuck bastard shit fuck cunt fuck twat fuck jizz fuck fuck fuck motherfucker fuck shit fuck fuck fuck dick cock fuck shit fuck fuckers fucker motherfucking cunt!!!!!!!!!

(Warning - the previous paragraph should not have been read by those under the age of 18)

I can't even tell you how fucking annoyed I am about this. I've been patiently fucking hanging on for this thing. First we were told we were getting the fucking Last fuc...

5460d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

Wow, that quote in the comment you linked to just made my heart sink. I pretty much knew this thing would turn out to be another cheesy nu metal music, cliche character thirteen year old's dream type thing but I was still allowing myself the slight hope that it wouldn't be.

On the plus side I did just buy Red dead undead nightmare and that's waaay better than I thought it'd be and far better than the actual full game so that's satisfied my zombie craving a l...

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Who's he gonna tell? The government?? I'm not some anti government conspiracy type person but if I found a potentially world ending WMD I wouldn't think, 'Hey, I should tell the government about this'. I'd drop it in the ocean along with the thousands upon thousands of never recovered crashed vehicles.

5461d ago 5 agree3 disagreeView comment

I never played this game but really want to. I love the art style, it reminds me of Flashback/Fade to black. I hope it comes out for the PS3 at some point in the near future.

It's weird he'd say the gameplay is so samey though, all I've heard from other people is that despite quite a few dated elements it's one of the most varied games ever made.

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Well it is just a bit of fun, I don't think it's supposed to be a replacement for the real game. Still, I agree with your assessment of Mirror's edge. I played it through about 3 times and I don't think I ever once shot somebody, it just didn't feel right in the context of the game.

I don't think Mirror's edge should have even given you the option of using a gun, in fact I think if it didn't it would have scored higher and more people would have ...

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I'm pretty sick of shooters at the moment but I'll probably get this. I enjoyed the multiplayer demo even though I'm not really a multiplayer gamer. The suit powers are as cool as I'd hoped they'd be. The predator style heat vision and the heightened jumping/climbing especially.

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You should see me on the Crysis 2 multiplayer demo. Run for five seconds, get shot, die. Run for five seconds, get shot, die. I used to get angry about this stuff but I've come to terms with the fact that I suck and now just find it amusing, although I do still feel self conscious like everyone else on my team must hate me for letting the side down so I tend to stay away from competitive multiplayer these days.

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I think the point they're making is that it's almost impossible for a woman to get a game made at a big company which I can understand. It's still a medium supported by mostly male consumers. I like to think of myself as a pretty understanding guy but even I don't like to play as a female character in a game since games are a sort of exercise in fantasy and none of my fantasies involve not having a penis.

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I can understand people's point about this being a little exclusionary but you have to remember that men and women are driven by quite different impulses.

Men naturally desire conquest and power
(gimme a fucking rocket launcher, gimme some troops to command and let me go kill those bastards in the red armour and take all their shit)
while women tend to desire creativity and self expression (Check out my character, she's an elven mage who used to work fo...

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The only negative thing about playing this game for me is that since I've been trying to create my own level I get really jealous of how damn good other people's levels are. There are some insanely talented people out there, it makes me feel bad.

I get halfway through making a level then take a break to play some levels online which usually leads to me deleting my half made level and curling up into a ball on the floor weeping.

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Thanks folks, I'll definitely get it then.

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If I may just hijack the topic here, can anyone tell me if the Sly Cooper collection is worth getting for someone who never played them on PS2 but who's sick to death of modern grey macho realistic shooters and wants something different??

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Wait... I just figured something out... stick with me on this one... celebrities play this game... I want to be like celebrities... so... I should play this game.

It's weird how that happens, I mean I'm sure Chiaki Kuriyama just contacted them because she wanted to play the game and have her reactions recorded for her future enjoyment but by sheer coincidence it actually became quite beneficial to the marketing of the game.

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I brought it up a while back as a joke but when I really thought about it more I think a God of war type epic action game based around the Old testament would be pretty damn sweet. Of course it would be met with a severe backlash from the folks who think not pretending to agree with them is persecution so I think it's safer to stick to the idea of a cel-shaded Muhammad based Bomberman clone.

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Great style and setting but I lost interest quite a bit when the hack and slash gameplay started up. This would have been awesome if it was completely based around environmental puzzles and demanded thinking rather than quick reactions and combo memorizing.

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