We can only hope it's gonna happen.
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If he had it for "[...] less than 15 months!", maybe that means his warranty is over. Too bad for him but he'll have to pay for repairs. If my PS3 blows up in my face now, I'll probably have to do the same.
It sucks to pay, but hey... Electronics aren't made out of love and water. gotta pay for those parts.
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Sarkozy is giving it all to make life hellish in France. But hey... France's never been lucky in their choices for presidents, they have a nice selection of gangsters, crooks, fachists, compulsive liars and suspicious candidates for Presidency.
"Vive la République", indeed.
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Brutal.
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Better put some faster controls to compensate. Like (at least) walk-strafe and shoot. Keep the aiming button (to remind every one of us that moving and shooting, real life speaking, is a lot harder than we think), the "ready knife" button.
Oh and Hunk isn't even in the Mercenaries Mode! Hope they put some DLC.
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I plan on keeping a six or twelve pack not too far from the sofa and drink everytime I hear a lousy one-liner, a shot of Sheva's butt or boobs or when I see a (God I hate that) Bullet Time in a Cutscene. Good plan to get drunk in less than 30 minutes, regardless of where you are at in the game.
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I say that Chris was modeled after the Incredible Hulk.
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And a big black chainsaw dildo.
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Jackie-Boy's gonna a file suit against these guys if it goes wrong.
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Can't help but think about this guy having the "Team America Matt Damon Treatment". It would suit him very well. Just imagine this guy screaming :
JAAAAAAAAAACK THOMSOOOOOOOOON!
F*ckin' retard.
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Bubbles just for the name.
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That is all.
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Man, as soon as I saw the first post mentionning the release of the Demo on the European Store, I made a new E-Mail account and PSN Account in record time to download it before the server overload.
Still took quite some time, though.
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Who gives a damn?
Home is cute and all, but it's bland, it's pretty much useless plus they make you pay for bland furniture (woah, a black sofa instead of a white one), for a bigger not-so-useful personal space (woah, I'll be able to place both my white and black sofas).
This would have been cool a year and a half ago... no, this would have been cool (I mean, developped at this state) at lauch then they could've added neat stuff but I think it's too late for Home to ...
Man... I was reading your reply and I was just wondering... what the fµck is your problem?
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PS : It's just that, really.
Playing with an AI is just unbearable. "HELP ME! HELP ME!" Burn in Hell Sheva, survive with your own bullets! In Co-op this game is just great but... the Solo experience sounds like it's gonna suck. Man, I already move like a retard because I can't strafe, can't my partner just stop firing all her ammo at the god-damned walls like they were candy?
Headshots and Punches, that's the way to go. Not "Ten Bullets in the belly then beg for ammo".
The ga...
And you woke up covered in semen.
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Makes you remember that those guys really want to screw you. GOT IT FANBOYS?!
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That nobody killed this guy yet? I'll be back in a minute...
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Would I like a conversation head to head with that guy. I'm gonna make games one day and it will be because of him.
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