I've stopped watching TV for two years now because there was (and there's still) too much cr@p. Will I have to stop using the internet because there's too much bullsh*t? Take reviews like suggestions guys. The bovine masses do not even read them anyway, so will it even affect the sales or anything?
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PR barely count. So many customers do not have any idea of the company they're buying the console from. Mostly parents who think that everything is a Playstation or ask if Gamecube Controllers work on Xboxes.
We're the only ones here who know if Kaz Hirai, Phill Harrison or even Bill Gates said something about gaming... or who they are and what they reprensent in the gaming industry.
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This baby would run two games of Crysis at once and still have plenty of memory left for a game of Solitaire while they load!
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I agree that the promotion of this game depended a lot on the fact that it was produced by Jade Raymond... but the guy who made this comic strip should just be careful about who he's "attacking". He put people in trouble big time.
Of course, Ubisoft is overreacting but guys... this is a growing corporation and Videogame Business ain't that big compared to others. Videogaming reputation is already bad, it doesn't need to be worse with this kind of publicity running ar...
A hole in one.
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Can you say Electronic Arts?
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Can anyone spell "Flamebait"?
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Who wouldn't?
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Who's with me?
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7.5. Too much color.
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Who gives a sh*t about that kind of "open letter"?
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Can I buy you and put you in a cage to entertain me?
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It's pretty sure that if you only lived in America, you can't know if there's better outside. That's just a moronic way of thinking, go back to school and tell those parents of yours to raise you a little bit, that's not going to hurt.
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I was worried about MGS3 too, but once I had the Controller in my hands... I did not stop playing it until my 50th playthrough... and MGS4 is not going to be different on that point! Trust me!
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Can our brain cells take this much quality at the same time? Or will we turn on the game, cum on ourselves and burst into pieces?
Think about it, this is getting dangerous!
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You could be one of those deluded, broken or alienated drunkard they're talking about! Even you! You! And... YOUUUUUUUUU!
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Investigation starting now.
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My point is... ever heard about "tastes" or "opinions"? Reviews ain't facts, they're guidelines.
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Snake triggers a riot with his fans, the latter beating Sam Fisher to a pulp.
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Don't forget the lard.
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