Protip: If you see stick figures while playing, you're playing on Switch.
DLC Machine Beach Ball Punching Simulator 7. What the f**k happened to this series? What a disgrace.
Where have you been for the past 5 years? No, you can't.
Preorders for.... what?
Protip publisher. Your marketing campaign failed. Hard.
VR is such a flashback to the dawn of CD media. A complete blunder of idiotic applications for it in games. Instead of truly using VR to build upon, they keep trying to fistf**k some gimmick into everything.
Sounds familiar I'm sure, as CD did the same bulls**t with FMV games. We all know how that turned out. CD storage went on to be just another storage medium, and that was its main use from then on.
These VR gimmicks are just easy target...
Jesus. Someone push the button already.
The gutter, after Nvidia sees Switch sales fall off the face off the earth early next year.
Does anyone really even care about BioWare anymore? Their last few offerings have been abysmal.
Short answer? No. See past Nintendo systems for results.
Switch should stick to 16 bit games. Games it can actually handle.
Another "AAA" release, another 30% reduction after a month. Who buys games day 1 anymore, only to see the "complete" game get released later, and packaged altogether?
Can we say goodbye to Ubisoft altogether instead? Where the hell is Vivendi?
Ubisoft? Learn? BWAHAHAHAHA! No.
It's "Peasant FIFA" not "FIFA 18".
Why is there an abundance of redundant opinion pieces?
Turtle Rock’s Steve Goldstein is right.
I'm willing to wait forever for this abomination. No rush to get this pile of dirty s**t out to ruin the franchise's reputation even further.
You should really consider retiring from writing opinion pieces.
Those celestial powers of deduction elude so many.
Tekken 7 will be in the bargain bin a month. Talk about a shallow display by Bamco. Still using openings and voice recordings from Tekken 5 ffs. How lazy can you be?
Same old beach ball punching action where your fights come down to 2 or 3 bounds and the rest is you, or your opponent, bouncing through the air off punches and kicks.
Graphics look like a very impressive Switch game, and a comically bad PS4/XOne/PC game.
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