If you do not test our games for us, you will be shot. That is our policy and has always been our policy.
Here's to your health and Mother Sony. Pray that you do not fail us in your endeavors.
These figures are good. We look forward to liberate more territory from the sympathizers of the Nazi Microsoft Workers Party.
Unfortunately Soviet Sony is awaiting the fall of Nazi Microsoft before launching a full scale assault into Manchuria and China. Remember we are to wait 90 days from the fall of the Nazi regime before we assault the Nippon islands.
The Sony Red Army will be victorious! Our Marshal Kaz Hirai will vindicate the Eastern Europe of Nazi Microsoft's strangle hold and liberate those who were conquered by Fuhrer Gates.
But remember sympathy to the Nazi Microsoft is a crime and you will be shot for being a traitor to Mother Soviet Sony!
[No never mind our Non-Aggression-Pact with Nazi Microsoft prior to the launching of this generation's console war.]
Gamefaqs.com first lists Wheelspin as a Snow / Water Racing game, developed by Floating Point and published by Black Legend, which was released in 1995, for the Amiga.
Hmmmm.... Interesting!
I think you're trying a little too hard. Nonetheless, and if anything, you need to come up with about 20 more 360 bashing terminologies. Then they might think that you're being serious!
So far you only have: flopbox, heatbox, crashbox, oh and bots.
Good luck and keep up the good work soldier!
How about,
It take approximately 8-months for just about any electronic technology to become obsolete (replaced by newer technology).
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Cheaply done, but I like it. The bit in Chinese at the end adds to it nicely!
Just use an "Ad Blocker" and you won't have to worry about crap like this!
Butt hurt much!?! BETA 360!?! PatchStation!?! Bots!?! Droids!?!
The creativity simply sends the mind reeling!
Let's try not get get our grandma's panties in a bunch (because you know you're wearing them now in front of the mirror, right now!) and remember that the holiday shopping season has just started. Sure Black Friday is a good indicator on how the season is going to go. But sh!ttards, like you children, can't understand the simplest of things... Such as, "...
Nah, Mr. Exclusive is a gimped troll. He needs to say incoherent things to make himself feel special.
I can imagine him squirming in his computer chair thinking about what to come up with next, all-the-while he's picking gummybears from his braces.
Or are you refering to Square Enix games specifically?
You mean like...
Enchanted Arms, Eternal Sonata, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, Marvel: Ultimate Alliance, Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2 Fusion, Fallout 3, Borderlands, Sacred 2: Fallen Angel, Rise of the Argonauts and so on?
Well... at least the dialogue was original and *ahem* non-cliche.
Cysis graphics are easily attainable on the PS3. It's the horrendous amount of physics that would cause it problems.
People! Sony is doing this because people are taking advantage of Sony's goodwill! I hope to god that all of those who take advantage of Sony feels bad for what they've done! Unfortunately the rest of us suffer because of such...
Wait... I don't game share and only have 1 PS3... HUH?!?
Prepare the Zyklon-B
We have advanced our armies several hundred kilometers through Eastern Europe. They have fought well. Died well. Never retreated (or would have been shot). Those who liberate the Nazi Microsoft occupied countries deserve a little "fraternizing" or more simply the company of a local woman. This is a given right. Cheers to the Sony Red Army!