Fat Princess made me shoot baby batter all over myself on several occasions. I couldn't finish the game because of constant erections which hampered my play control.
The sex demon witches in Dante's Inferno made me excited too. Whenever they would emit a snake from their demonic vagina, I would get such an urge to paint their back.
Every EA sports game after 2004.
The Tiger Woods series has crapped the bed so many times, it may as well be called "We Crapped the Bed Again! 2013"
The brunette woman in the pic has the most beautiful smile. Forget Lego Batman. Article is worth a look just for her.
Can't trust anyone who puts more stock into their opinion on everything rather than noticing they need to eat some carrots and do a sit up.
From Glen Beck to Roger Ebert; all the fatties seem to have an opinion about everything, and in their mind's, they're never wrong. Am I right?
Better than ET for 2600 even? I doubt it. ET was the greatest game ever made. 4 bit madness!
Not for nothin, but that finger chopping scene may have been the coolest part of any video game I have ever played.
Not only do you select to cut the finger off, but you select the manner by which to do it, from an array of rusty and scattered tools. Then you actually have to use the correct motion to sever the dam thing! How digitally awesome was that?
After the finger was off and Ethan was writhing and screaming, I couldn't believe what I just experienced. We've c...
I find the "Poor battery" to be the worst, actually.
When you have a screen this big and gorgeous, and you get well over 4 hours of continuous gaming, you have an amazing battery. I have no idea what these people are comparing it to. It happens to be one of the best batteries I have ever used in that regard.
Put the COD2 server back up!!!!!!
I feel the need to go to Kesserine
No Thank You
Much rather wait for the game, play it and ENJOY IT at my own will.
Testing is so tedious and bothersome. You don't play and enjoy the game. You do repetetive things to the point where you think you're being held by AL Qaeda.
Fly to Santa Monica for this? Are they on methadone?
There are 4 comments above yours and one of them is implying that cloud gaming is flawed.
Not sure what you're alluding to, but I don't see hundreds of comments about this being the greatest thing ever.
Long as the man on screen jumps as soon as I hit the button, I'm down.
Is that possible though? Streaming a game can't possibly have the same pkay control as reading a disc or playing an installed game. It's not physically possible.
If the PS4 has no disc tray I won't buy it.
I'm pretty sure it will be a normal console with the GaiKai on the XMB or whatever they implement in their next GUI. Streaming only would basically suck ba...
Just like the ipad, right?
Whats that thing cost? 600 minimum?
Stop with the price cut. The Vita is 250.
Thats a bargain.
Ps3 outsells 360 once again and the Vita is picking up steam.
No surprise here at all. The better systems eventually sell. It takes the haters and the ignorant a while to see the devices and then realize that they're worth owning.
When you suck at advertising, it kind of has to be that way. The truth usually prevails.
Actually no.
It will be good for what it does best.
Mario, Zelda, and did I say Mario yet?
Wrong!
video games aren't subjected to the same rating type as films. A game's worth is attributed to the enjoyment you get from playing through it. You're a part of it.
Has Boon or Ebert played through the game already? No? ok, next.
Think about it. If the guy hasn't played through the game, which has to be done for a proper review, then he (the most acclaimed movie critic) is judging a book by its cover! Is that what r...
Souls games are hard and can be frustrating for a casual, but their scores held steady.
I think difficulty is important. It has to be done right though. When games cheat by having enemies just appear from nowhere or have enemies not die it gets annoying. Difficult learning curve is great though. It makes you feel accomplished when you beat it.
So......
You cannot complete the game on a single playthrough?
You have to go back and collect everything to unlock this last level? Is that what is happening?
If it is, screw that. I play through the game and expect to beat it. Why should I have to find feathers or shoot bottles to unlock the last level of a game I paid 60 bucks for?
If he is saying that metrically, only 20% of players will finish it, then I find that hard to bel...
The story, man. The story.
We all want to see what happens next. It's n ot so much about the gameplay, which frankly, is kinda lame, but the story is compelling eniugh to keep us wanting it.
Slow release builds suspense and they know this. If episode 2 was released a day after part 1, it would not receive the attention it's getting.
So much for a June release of WD part 2.
We all wanted the game to get us through to next season's tv show.
At this rate we will get episode 3 at in the middle of the damn tv season.
Effed it up royally
Really? I only just started playing it, but I don't see why you have it that high. I suppose I'll have to keep playing to find out.
So far I find the comic scenes to be boring and too Japanese for my liking. Everything is so melodramatic. I'll trust you guys though and keep going before final judgement of course.