I think Japanese developers should make games with a bunch of big floppy DICKS everywhere. Let's saturate the market with HUGE FLOPPY DICKS bouncing around ALL OVER THE SCREEN. Seriously. Then maybe guys will finally understand what it is like.
I mean, I enjoy boobs, but you HAVE to admit that most games are ridiculous, and over sexualize women. How hard is it to NOT have every female character be sexy with GIANT boobs?
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Heavy Rain for $10 was a nice enough surprise for me.
What if the next Call of Duty, or bullshit multiplayer only EA garbage game, is $60? What if there's a $180 collectors edition with a $60 season pass?!!! That is totally worth it, right? Fuck YEAH, Evolve and Battlefront and Titanfall!
Man, I totally forgot about FEAR! This really does seem like a step back in comparison. I bet this game will have a much shorter campaign, and hold your hand the entire time.
I guess this wouldn't surprise me, given low Forza sales the last few years, but what's next, HALO? I mean, it HAS to get to a point where Xbox literally becomes pointless.
Dumb artcile, but it's true. Only fanboys who loved the 360, and we're hoping the Xbox One would dominate, are still supporting it. Halo 5 got beat in sales but the Uncharted REMASTER collection, for God sakes. Xbox is going cross platform in the hopes of prolonging the life span. In fact, they KEEP trying new, seemingly desperate things to keep the Xbox One relevent. But I guys there are enough dude bros buying EA games still...
Heavy Rain for $10 was a nice enough surprise for me.
What if the next Call of Duty, or bullshit multiplayer only EA garbage game, is $60? What if there's a $180 collectors edition with a $60 season pass?!!! That is totally worth it, right? Fuck YEAH, Evolve and Battlefront and Titanfall!
Gamers nowadays make me sad.
He's not wrong here. Seems like he's being honest too. Cool to see in the gaming community
Hire developers who know how to make a decent running game. Ta da!
Hell, I'm sure plenty of actual gamers would LOVE to see it.
Oh. It started with ripping apart Street Fighter V. What a surprise. Yaaaaaaawn.
Man, I totally forgot about FEAR! This really does seem like a step back in comparison. I bet this game will have a much shorter campaign, and hold your hand the entire time.
Time hearing?
Seriously I hate how they just tuck the word "time" in front of everything. Time vision, time dodge, time mode
There is definitely something unnatural and jerky about most of the movements, for sure.
Rockstar did Max Payne 3... Which explains a lot, in my opinion :P
I know, right? Luckily most of my complaints so far are minor. Still want to wait for some reviews first.
The main character looks jerky as all get out honestly.
Microsoft: we aren't going to talk about VR, after what happened to Kinect. We want to make sure VR is viable in the future.
ONE WEEK LATER
Microsoft: okay, we take it back. Please buy our VR stuff. It's only $3,000
Obviously, all the Vive and Samsung announcements of late have Microsoft scared and/or eager.
EA puts out another crappy game?! No way!
...O'rly?
I guess this wouldn't surprise me, given low Forza sales the last few years, but what's next, HALO? I mean, it HAS to get to a point where Xbox literally becomes pointless.
Dumb artcile, but it's true. Only fanboys who loved the 360, and we're hoping the Xbox One would dominate, are still supporting it. Halo 5 got beat in sales but the Uncharted REMASTER collection, for God sakes. Xbox is going cross platform in the hopes of prolonging the life span. In fact, they KEEP trying new, seemingly desperate things to keep the Xbox One relevent. But I guys there are enough dude bros buying EA games still...
I forgot it was even coming out for PC...
@kleptic
Having technology doesn't make us better people. Animals can love each other. Duh.
Pretty sure most people think Ubisoft and EA mostly make dude bro garbage games.