Not only that it makes fun of most things bad with games today.
It's 8 hours full of fun and great humor for a great price.
These shit reviewers can go suck an ass inside an ass.
Well that's something you don't hear everyday...
That looked really fuckinng lame.
The reason anyone still plays skyrim to this day is because they are fucking retarded me included. Because it's overrated and boring as fuck and the reason I didn't want to let go was because there was no other modern replacement except for maybe New Vegas (that was much better than skysnore).
Glad they are taking their time.
FFS, the human body has been worshiped since fucking antiquity and suddenly it's a fucking problem. Are the "white knights" gay? I mean they never complain when strong men with six packs are the protagonist?
Not going to hold their sexuality against them, but please let off I want to see appealing women, wheter in real life or in games, where the fuck are we living anyways, some fundamentalist kingdom in the middle east?
Just stfu and release a good game already, tired of seeing his dumb face everyday.
The writer on the first game was Drew Karphyshyn. So that's the reason ME1 atleast had a good story. It wasn't the most polished game but atleast the concept and ideas behinnd everything were good but for some reason the decided to just scrap everything instead of fixing it for ME2. Along comes a heavy inclusion of Cerberus Mac Walters abomination that completely fuckes everything up.
The funny thing is that I could buy the shit with they did wrong all the way to the ending of ME3 at that point you start digging looking for faults in other places. And hooly shit do I feel stupid for supporting that pile of shit that is Mass Effect.
The art style is almost completely ripped off, stolen (not "inspired by") from Syd Mead. There's the whole shit with the background picture post ending. The stock photo shit with Talis face. The planet select screen music U...
We'll the design of the console won't matter, they gave us the specs. It might aswell be a cardboard box with the components in it.
Hopefully if it's guerrilla games, they'll ditch the fucking FPS bullshit and innovate for once.
@GameSpawn No. Shit. Ever heard of profit margins? And rip off? Really? They offer you a price for the game, if you accept that's that. Nobody is forcing you to sell the game for that price. What they do afterwards is none of your goddamned buissnes.
You do realize that used games and accessories is about the only thing pure game retailers profit from, right?
You condemn an entire company because you are butthurt because you made a bad deal.
Here is a tip, make the games you want to make, get rid of the DLC shit, and sell all over the world. We bought your games when they were very much Japanese, and we still would.
Atleast you'd sell more in the west if you stopped catering to our lowest intelligent playerbase.
Yeah, Arma would be a pain in the ass on consoles. And Bohemia aren't exactly the devs to streamline the shit out of their games just to cater to everyone.
Although I don't get why consoles just don't support mouse and keyboard, like what's stopping them, the Dreamcast had M/K support.
welp.
It might be crap compared to the original far cry 3, if you really have to compare them. But either way I think I'll enjoy it and get a good laugh out of it, sound well worth 15 dollars.
Fuck that loser.
"Gamers often call Pachter an idiot. I have to disagree. An idiot would not have a high paying Job at a respectable investment firm. An idiot’s opinion would not be repeated in the gaming media. An idiot would not have his own show."
I'm sure Pachters a nice guy but he has no fucking place in the games industry. And sure fun read but can we stop with all the fucking satire?
What the actual fuck? No in fact they have their hardware in the wii U aswell. Why so defensive?!
Where do those dipshit douchebags even get of reviewing games? Fuck this shit, now I'm feeling dumb for even clicking the link and giving these shits a hit.