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6289d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

anybody who played Area 51 demo can attest to its graphical awesomeness over Gears 1. I still cant forget the rain that looked and felt like p!ss and the monsters that looked like turd snakes.

6292d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

wow playing PS2 games on this should be a snap.

6292d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I have a bad feeling anything from FROM software these days is going to suck like Paris Hilton.

6292d ago 3 agree2 disagreeView comment

Didn't Area 51 look way better than Gears 1?

6292d ago 0 agree4 disagreeView comment

hah thats exactly what I was gonna say. And these days, OpenGL is no more the leader in defining new specs, so manufacturers invariably use DX specs to give an idea of what their card is capable of.

6292d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Moving down the page feels like I am beheading poor Lara.

6292d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

gee, I thought Tomb Raider was an established playstation turd like Spyro the Retarded Dragon. Sure they both did wonders with their first installments but then went straight to the dump.

Go back and enjoy Uncharted. Unless you want some buttocks.

6294d ago 0 agree3 disagreeView comment

"the power of the cell" my @ss. I bet Eidos didn't give two facks about that. They just want to whore Lara's buttocks for your money.

6294d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

how do you buffer agile buttocks?

6294d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I personally loved the idea of punching the police in the corotch and kicking them to their sleep.

6304d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I only played it for a few hours, and I am sure I heard that pleasant splat sound a hundred times at least. And it is kind of linear. But I still love it, it reminds me of Mario and Half Life.

6304d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

sounds more like ignorance and laziness

6339d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

The only way anything like NXE or Home is going to spur sales of their respective consoles is through a ton of hype and word of mouth(esp. concerning their ease of use and fun). And there is a ton of hype already.

6339d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

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6339d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I love GTA4, it had its style but it felt like an entirely new game when compared to its predecessors. The activities weren't that good. I also played Saints Row 1 and loved that game for being so retarded and silly.

I don't care what you say about Saints Row but its shooting mechanics were really good. In this, GTA4 was like Gears of War but Saints Row is more like playing the older GTA games on PC and so, imo it was a lot more fun.

6342d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

The title is annoying(there are thousands of articles with a similar name) but the article itself is very well written.

6345d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

this article is so full of fail

6346d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

Damn the writer just copied and pasted points from 2K forums without putting them in quotes as if he wrote them himself

6346d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

if it happens, pirates will become heroes as that situation would be comparable to the colonial days.

6346d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment