This game will be unbelievably good. Five hours? Five hours for sixty dollars sounds like a bargain to me! Don't let the short campaign, the stealth to action switcharoo, or the unbelievable no-picking-up of the dead bodies fool you. Oh, and don't forget the level that didn't fit the game according to IGN, but they gave it a 9.3 anyway. Those are just minor issues with the Game of Spring 2010. :]
The powers of DVD9. I cannot wait to download the pirated version on my pirated copy of Windows XP.
I can already imagine what this bot did:
*Googled Playstation series*
Ahhh *nerd voice* here it is! *Click Wikipedia*
/delete any game series that was on Xbox or is currently on Xbox 360.
Yes yes *rub hands together* this will do nicely. *Nerd laugh*
*Copy and paste N4G*
In the meantime, I banged the bots' mom.
Last I checked swords were way more awesome than red balls. But I'm sure you like balls, Wrathman.
This is truly the next step. Bots need a best friend because they're so lonely in real life. It's okay, bots. Milo will gladly let you 'play with him.'
You guys aren't looking at it from Apple's perspective: 99% of porn is FLASH-BASED. You know, the battery-sucking, resource-hogging application that Apple doesn't want to support? Once video hits HTML5, this won't matter anymore so everyone needs to stop griping. :]
I don't see why there can't be an app called iPorn. Just think of all the ruined iPod Touches/iPads because of guys splooging all over the screen. More ruined iPads/iPods = more money for them when the guys come back for more.
You guys are forgetting about their main game for 2011: Star Wars: The Old Republic. Bioware and LucasArts say the game is totally $150 million (prolly more) to make.
If I dumped a crapload of money on a console, I'd hope it to be the best. Microsoft scammed a lot of people with their product, and that is one reason why I'll never give them my money. I do not feel sorry for the majority of people who have RRoDs because they most know what they bought - a 3 year warranty and a faulty console.
Case in point: darkride66, Murderdolls, kalebgray92, Doletskaya, [fill in the name for most n4g Xbox console owners]
LMFAO, I love bots. They're like fvcking drones: 39% for YES on repairing more than two times?
Know what's the real sad part is? Bots still buy that crap regardless of the RRoD. When I flop down $300-$500 for a console, I expect THE BEST. Then again, the bots' mommies probably bought it for them during Christmas time.
M$ is probably excited because it's their first REAL exclusive since Halo Wars. You know, the game that came out last year... the game that lost its stats. Anyone seen them?
This journalist is using the primary Drupal theme (aka. he just slapped this site together and threw on some content to make it more official). I wish I didn't have a life like this guy.
Step 1: Buy a PS3
Enjoy.
Take note, bots. This is how you troll.
A main component that you forgot Chris:
- Must have been to rehab at least two times
Foxgod, you are wrong. Alan Wake has already been given bad scores:
http://www.metacritic.com/g...
Who gives a sh!t? Killzone 2 pwns Crysis 2 for consoles, LOL.
Played Gears 1 on PC - didn't think it was anything special
Played Gears 2 on my friend's Xbox 360. Laughed at all the glitches he taught me. Still wasn't impressed
Gears of Snore.
Close - the Apple Macbook Pro.