Yeah because you are s special white knight that needs to save Castlevania from Konami, because clearly only you and gamers like you get "it".
You could have saved that whole write-up by deducting that Castlevania is not a big money maker for Konami. Buy, hey you know their business better than they do, through fandom.... Just delicious.
Ah yes Mark, becuase less channels on a watered down feature is something to geek out about. You do realize you are getting atmos light right? Not for audiophiles. Totally designed for craptastic sound systems. It's all about tagging that name for a selling point.
A name that literally gushes with cringe.
Sounds like an edge-lord’s profile on linked-in.
…but new stuff right? Nice consumerist-driven grasp at nothing.
Moot as F.
Popilol Sawchain is gonna spin for the remix.
Epic loss yo. Open your own shop if you wanna tell people how to dance. You look like total chumps whining about a chumpy and fixed $tore. Obvious is obvious.
I like Ready at dawn. But the steampunk-era hype-a-thon that this game clung to was really all the traction it ever picked up. The game did nothing new unless you're going for that "with a twist" bs. It was basically a stuffy and simplified version of Uncharted with God of War quick time segments that made me want to punch the TV because they always came up at the worst times. The nonsense that this game was pushing to ps4 to the limits was unrealized potential, ego-stroking an...
Even if you get this on PS4, your still paying for getting this on Switch lol. Delicious.
Baldurs Gate and Starfield: Lamestream Gaming's Barbenheimer? - Fixed.
Enjoy that diet of mainstream-puppet pop-mediocrity.
All I hear are crickets....What else did you expect them to release? How painfully predictable.
Mmm Kotaku doing kotaku tall-tale type stuff. Yeah, you guys are still sensationalist idiots. Nice vetting guys.
Some game-cave dwelling elder cringe-lord gamer on youtube was trying to coin this shi7 recently. He had a piss-poor random just 'cuase explanation for the name. This impressionable "opinion" piece probably got it from there. It is literally the same list of games coving the same topic. How about a big NOPE on that. AND shoot the article down for having a stupid title. It really is not doing those games any favors associating with a self-appointed and fabricated genre (especiall...
Of course they are. They invest like they gamble, show of flex resulting in a massive financial self-pwn. Not that they just had a 2 billion partnership fall through the cracks or anything, and not that the deal feel through because of mismanagement and loss of -500.000.000 a year. Sure helped their almost-partner cut though the BS and avoid that minefield.
Cowboys at the helm.
This is gonna get Gizmodo-level before it’s done. Maybe we’ll see another ferrari sever...
Layers of cliche.
lol. Oof. The willingness to fall on the Kojima Marketing sword. Cringe level is already peeking past the limiter. How cute. Let’s change the meaning of a good game, ‘cause this pedigree needs to be put down.
If he announced he was wiping his ass with “strand paper”, a gullible mass will be there in line.
Opinion is gonna opinion. I don't think the gaming populace shares yours. The fans do. For some this was Naughty Dog's leap into on-trick pony land (Uncharted series being the step), and a massive display of assumption of who their audience base was, while studio politics and ego took the helm. This game represents a serious stain to Naughty Dog's history that blurs the great history they had with their previous staff. They really just kinda blow serious donkey balls now.
Afterlife in Cyberpunk 2077 is a peaceful area? Erm, hands down and very hard to miss, Misty Olszewski's Esoterica is the absolute epitome of peaceful areas in that game.
The self-assured ignorance on this topic is delicious. I'd love to know how some of these fantasy-driven conclusions came to be. Guess who will never work in the semiconductor industry? lol. Just stahp!
Your "gaming instincts" suck ass if you cannot see that this has been one of the best gaming generations quite in a while.
“Shouldn’t exist”, but it does and they willingly sold it, pushed it as a capable console, set expectations and are STILL selling it. They straight-up fleeced their audience with a Microsoft corporate smile.
It is class action lawsuit time. This shit7 is beyond unacceptable. MS’s crowning achievement was f-ing over more than half of their used base. Achievement Unlocked.