MasterChief3624

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I'm way more excited about this than I should be. Genital Jousting is a very fun little game. Wildly inappropriate but also wildly entertaining! And it's not so bad... at the end of the day, it's an allegory on the closeness of friendship and helping your friends out in time of need, filling their hearts with your love.

2927d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Does that mean Nintendo Switch is no longer the fastest-selling console? I think it gained that status by selling just under 5 million. But now PS4 has done 5.9! :O

2934d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

You are a disgusting and vile peasant of a human being.

3029d ago 6 agree2 disagreeView comment

Really shitty title. Thank goodness for the following article, though. I thought Wal Mart started canceling preorders again since they did it a little while back when they accidentally put the item on sale. But nay. This is a great way of combating the horrible scalper problem that these low-quantity/high-demand items are having nowadays.... or I guess have had since the beginning of commerce.

3064d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

Hoping for a PC release.

3064d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

Eesh... I'm half-wondering if they put it there because they know how divisive it will be. There is a very adamant crowd of fans that talk down on Twin Snakes for various reasons. I'm too lazy to look them up, but I believe the cutscenes being too stylish and Matrix-inspired, the boss fights being a lot easier, and the addition of the first-person mode from the second game taking away the feel of the original game.

I don't know... I love it and definitely mu...

3071d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

I wonder if this list was brought about because of the recent release of Night Trap: 25th Anniversary Edition. Apparently it has loads of new extras that aren't completely throwaway fluff pieces. And I saw footage of the FMV sequences on the original version versus this one, and they look so much better now! I'd say that automatically makes this 25th Anniversary Edition better than the original

3071d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Reeks of damage control. Square Enix is no stranger to backpedaling on ideas due to outrage. Deus Ex: Mankind Divided's pre-order tiers, anyone?

3076d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

No.

Listen, I love videogames. I will defend them all the live long day. I will even hold up my shield and defend them as art (suck it, Ebert... RIP, though, bro). But no. eSports are not real sports. Is it about mental fortitude? And stamina? Then reading and analyzing Leo Tolstoy's War & Peace should be considered a sport.

I honestly believe it is just a way for gamers to finally prove that they are, in fact, "athletes", even th...

3076d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

Was super excited until I read that it is yet another tap-to-fight game, as they call it. Getting annoyed by this string of disappointments. Injustice, Mortal Kombat X, Injustice 2, and now Tekken. I bet even the new Street Fighter is a TTF! Probably not, hopefully. But I wouldn't be surprised.

If it's about lacking precision on touchscreen controls as opposed to tactile ones, hence the oversimplification, then I can sort of understand that. But at the same ti...

3076d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

This makes me wonder if the hope and dream of getting a Shenmue I and II remaster/rerelease is all but dashed. If Sega is not involved, that worries me greatly.

3079d ago 1 agree2 disagreeView comment

I hope this works for Oculus Rift. Sounds like a suitably wacky and fun game to go along with my VR versions of Super Cat Herding and Catlateral Damage!

3081d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

I've been reading a lot of mixed reactions to this one. Apparently it is pretty barebones compared to the regular game and lacks a story mode? And the most offensive omission of all: no Doki Doki Mode!!!! D:

I sure hope those reactions are misguided and I've been ill-informed. Because that would honestly suck. The Doki Doki Mode is the thing I was most excited to try in VR when I heard about this game. :(

3085d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

You mean the DLC that should be included in the actual game download now and is free for everyone?

3087d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

I am probably just naive, but I don't see how using fullscreen game capture with OBS or Xsplit would lead to people injecting their own code into the game. I'm sure people would find a way to inject code without that, and forcing people to not use those methods isn't going to stop them.

But it should also be noted that, if I'm understanding correctly, OBS and Xsplit still work, you just can't use game capture. You have to use Window capture... or somet...

3091d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Man, that is awful. Anthem is shaping up to be EA's most ambitious and fantastic game in quite some time. It's a shame this fellow won't be able to see the fruits of his labor consumed and enjoyed by the masses. What a shame. :(

3095d ago 10 agree2 disagreeView comment

I was pretty sure Nintendo phased out the OG 3DS in favor of the XL, and later the New 3DS XL instead of the OG XL? Maybe I'm wrong, but, I thought that was the case. I couldn't find an OG 3DS a couple months following the XL's release, and same thing for the New XL.

3095d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

This looks so dang cool and promising. Makes me wonder how many unofficial VR mods there are out there. I would love one for the new Doom. Yeah, Doom VFR is coming later this year, but it's not guaranteed to work on Oculus Rift, and also it's not Doom 2016 in VR. It's an entirely separate game experience.

3095d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I don't claim to be an industry analyst, but this seems like a pretty dumb move. The New 2DS XL is supposed to supplant the original 2DS, I thought? Even if that's not the case, releasing a new iteration of the 2DS so close to the release of the newer version seems like it would cannibalize sales somewhat...

I don't know. It's really weird.

3095d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

What are the chances this will come to PC?

3098d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment