I can't believe Doritos "Dash of Destruction" didn't make the list
You play as a T-Rex who loves Doritos
Did Jesus make this game because it's one of the greatest blessings upon mankind
Thank you Jesus for dying for my sins. It definitely paid off
In the 360 instructions it recommends that:
1. Remove Xbox 360 from box
2. Place directly into toilet
3. Flush Toilet (Repeatedly if necessary)
Welcome to the Xbox 360 experience
Just kidding
Those are actually the instructions for Hot Pockets
I don't think I can delete the stains on mine.
That was one wild night
Look ma! I'm like Bill Gates now. Hee-Haw!
I think all this is leading up to the end of the world
Global economic crisis
Global warming
Pestilence and genocide in Africa
Holy War in the middle east
Black Hole Generator on earth... made by the FRENCH!!!
TMZ
The Aztec's predict that Dec. 24th 2011 is the end of our existence. The Mayan's say Dec. 23rd 2012
2012 the film comes out this year. Aaaahhhhh!!!!
I am building a space arc. I will need 7 of each clean anim...
No Lina Inverse nor Naga The Serpent
Two of the greatest anime characters ever
Well, here's to another 3 years of waiting
I foresee it having a tarantula pope and Nazi zombie dolphins set in space
I'm still waiting for The Sims: 1984
"Thoughtcrime does not entail death: thoughtcrime is death."
Jesus you wear your panties high. You're practically talking out your a$$
Sorry your pubescent hormones can't comprehend a joke. Such rage when you feel your game that you haven't even played might be in danger. It's sad honestly, but if it's the one thing that keeps you going like all other fanboys then so be it.
Think I'll go back to having a life while you report my comment as spam since that's best you can do for a comeback
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort and pilfer, we filch and sack.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle and even highjack.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char and i...
It's coming out soon
You better get trickin
Why do they have to compare it to Crysis
It should be compared to Barbie Horse Adventures: Riding Camp since it's obviously where Killzone 2 stoled all its material from. Matel should so sue their asses
Does every pre-order come with a free black baby? That would be much cooler than a figure and would fit the Africa theme quite nicely. I'd name it "Pancakes"
I wonder when Gamestop gets its first shipment? The employees probably pick out all the cool ones for themselves
Will you arrest me Agent-X
Will you frisk me with your strong hands
Make me spread them grrrrr
Throw me into your man jail
Oh no's, I'm bad. The internets made me this way. Must burn more illegal Beverly Hills Chihuahua dvds
It's funny that most prisons and hospitals carry tons of burnt dvd's for convicts/patients to check out.
How do I know this? I can't say. Just believe
*Poof*
That's me vanishing into the night... or daylight. It's night here anyways
The N-gage is a phone?
Geez, and I've been using it as a door stop all this time
Hopefully this doesn't mean there won't be a PS3 phone
God I wish the chinese bought Circuit City
I'd love to go to Circuit Sh!tty Chinese Food and Electronics
YOU BUY NOW
Weren't you that guy raising anarchy on the subway? I saw you flip over a guy and beat him with a 12ft steel pipe, and you're on here feeling sorry about the downfall of Circuit City! It's bad enough your sexual orientation has confused gamers for the last like 20yrs but now this
Hey, that's where my mom works
Say hi if you see her. I believe her professional name is Twatana