jessionpc

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You are the greatest troll I've ever seen.

I literally leaned forward with my mouth open like a chimp that just saw a banana truck roll off the road.

I almost rage paragraphed until it hit me, "he's BULLSHITING!!"

Hahahahaha, love yea buddy.

3565d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

THANK YOU!...

My god it scares me just how willing westerners were to adopt this POS VCR player...

This is what it should have been in the friggen first place, "minus the fact that it's still only 1/3 as powerful as it should have been, and that's why we have this mid gen .5 refresh... which is SAD!... Should have just payed a couple hundred more off the START and got a, "near", scorpio that could do 1080 60 and just SKIP 4k this ge...

3565d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

Yep, just a reskinned Gamecube title. Looks pretty much like Windwaker.

I suspect the game is going to be amazing in gameplay, "what matters most", but it's a god awful SHAME this is for the U. Should have been an NX exclusive. Imagine if it looked better than Horizon?

Fact. The world would shit. This though?... Meh, it's cute...

3565d ago 1 agree4 disagreeView comment

Don't, it's what Nintendo wants you to do. They aren't talking about the NX version because they don't want people to wait, so they can maximize numbers when Zelda drops on the Wii U.

As soon as the NX drops, this will be a launch title. A much better, higher res/fps and possibly increased graphics version.

3565d ago 2 agree3 disagreeView comment

It is going to be on the NX. It'll be a high res/higher fps version, maybe even better graphics game. It at BEST could only ever sell 10 million sales due to how many consoles are sold. And you can bet your ass at least half of them won't be sales.

Game might pull 5 million. Great numbers, if it wasn't for the fact that it's been in development for like 6 years and they sold an entire generation of a console to the dogs just to full time this game.
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3565d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

Like 6 years of development for 1 friggen game, and they don't even deliver towns?

LOL, no WONDER why there is voice acting! There's like, 8 npcs in the game!

HurrAAAAHH!...

You had such a good run Nintendo, but you hit your stride a decade ago, and now it's time the world lets you go. Enjoy being a 3rd party developer, that's where you belong.

3565d ago 3 agree13 disagreeView comment

Jesus people are blinded lol... LOL.

He OBVIOUSLY means he prefers great graphics at 30 fps rather than lower resolution and okay graphics at 60.

PLENTY of people feel the same way. It's either or, there is no such thing as both on the ps4 atm. Wait till Neo.

3565d ago 8 agree5 disagreeView comment

All the while never having a single clue on what happened, while this narrcisist lives on the cloud high that the community makes for him.

Reminds me of a very creative, japanese quiet spoken eric cartman... No WONDER why politics are so fucked, when it's THIS easy to manipulate people, why even have a government?

3565d ago 5 agree14 disagreeView comment

First Xbox game I've been interested in!...

Too bad I don't have an Xbox... Or ever will...

Well, maybe W10... Someday...

3565d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Kojima is a narcissist who gets off tricking people. Everyone is going to be wrong.

It LOOKS to be like a father watched his wife die, emotionally attached himself to his newborn child, child goes away, "because Kojima magic", and now he has to face off vs his enemies in some kind of slaughter setting.

But that's just... So basic.

It could be about pretty much anything.

3565d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

Your not the only one brother.

Finally... An anime game that GETS IT. It's so BORING to follow the manga in a game, give us a SIDE story!!!

Imagine a One Piece game where you make your OWN crew, with their OWN unique one piece story where you, "grow up", alongside the Strawhat crew!... But nope... Burning Blood...

3565d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Yep, I couldn't believe it. After all those Spiderman games long ago, I thought I'd never be interested again.

This just blew me away, it shows how much a fresh developer can do, instead of forcing a developer to make Spiderman sequels forever...

3565d ago 5 agree0 disagreeView comment

What will that be? 4 years of being the bitch? Just to get topped by Neo in the end? lol.

Either way though, Phil SHOULD talk about how they're effectively keeping an 8gb of ram bottlenecked console generation alive into the mid 2020's.

Thanks Microsoft, I love popins. BTW you suck.

3565d ago 1 agree6 disagreeView comment

TBH, After the Microsoft conference I have to admit I was a taaaad worried. I love State of Decay and this was the first Forza Horizon I've been interested in... Not to mention Scorpio, "even though it's horrible for the long run of the industry, keeping a bottlenecked 8gb ram console alive into the mid 2020's", was still a big bomb to drop, "but wtf was with them killing the S right after?... Is this company retarded?...

But when Sony came on sta...

3565d ago 14 agree0 disagreeView comment

I know... Thank GAWD.

The Legend of Zelda is basically a nerds fantasy about saving a beautiful woman. Hands down, no argument. Turning your main character into a tomboy... Just ruins it.

If you wanna put female leads in a game, make a game with a female lead in mind first. Thank goodness we avoided a Ghostbusters...

3565d ago 12 agree2 disagreeView comment

And it looks just like Windwaker!

Fans can say whatever they want, and business is business of course, but this game SHOULD have been an NX exclusive.

Imagine... Zelda looking better than Horizon...

Well that dreams dead, see you all 6 years from now!

3565d ago 1 agree17 disagreeView comment

Didn't show much, it's been like 5 years... There has obviously been MAJOR internal development struggles with this game. Likely over the direction the series should take.

Bioware made 1. Bioware made 2, where it was boughten out half way through the development. Bioware made 3, when it was fully published. 2 is the best Mass Effect, lets hope they can turn the massive money crank back half way, opt out of that call of duty crap and do a real RPG.

3565d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

If Microsoft offers to pay me to buy one, I'll consider it... It really depends, maybe 50 grand. I'm not below selling out, but it'll take quite a bit.

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Aaaaaand 140 thousand people leave the Nintendo briefing on Twitch within the hour.

Yep, pretty much what I expected. Doesn't matter how good a game looks, "even tho it looks like Windwaker", even if the GAME is amazing, it's still only one game.

This cowboy, "Nintendo", is going for one last ride. Then it's goodnight.

Please don't bother wasting your money on the NX! Nintendo's gonna let you down...

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