hate to break it to you Chuck. I may call you Chuck? Anyway Chuck, I, like many others, had an original xbox, played halo 1 and thought it was awesome, got halo 2, and WE ALL said "What? That's it? Half a story? We have to buy the next game to even finish the story from the 2nd game?"
This was all over the internet when it was released. 99.9% of everyone that purchased that game on release had this same negative reaction that they would cheat us like that. So ob...
HAHAHAHA wow! OMG! Half a game coming to Xbone? Amazing! Every boy and his dog remembers that Halo 2 was only half of the game and you had to get Halo 3 to complete it. Well don't worry, if you purchased the original and then purchase this it's like buying a whole game! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So it was gears of war? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
A long long time ago, in a galaxy far away...
Ok, you just earned yourself a subscriber. Anyone that voices their disgust with the immature and unprofessional nature of Kotaku is good in my books.
And with number 5, you also need not look further than Kotaku for that one to erupt. The horseface Patrica (AKA: I post twitter and youtube links so I'm a professional) used her ultra feminist powers to spread that around the world.
People still follow Kotaku? I stop in there from time to time just to laugh at that girl with the horseface, but I can't believe people still read it.
"And now for the game announcement you have all been waiting for... PEGGLE PLUS!!!" (Jumps in the air and pounds the ground)
In the months that followed that amazing announcement, hundreds and thousands of xbone fanboys gave their lives defending Peggle Plus, stating that graphics, frame rate, and resolution mean absolutely nothing. They died of NBATTI, or more commonly known as Not Being Able To Take It, a disease that only strikes lonely little hoseboys. And to ma...
Microsoft, thank you. Without you I wouldn't be able to enjoy the extremely funny jokes about your poor excuse for a next gen console. Every day there is a new thing to laugh at. So while you are secretly regretting your mistake while hiding behind a ruse that you actually produced a wonderful machine, I just want to say thanks for the laughter. Who knows which piece of terrible news about your console that will bring us all to laughs tomorrow.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHA
Man, these jokes just never stop. I never thought that a console could bring me to laughs every time, but then the xbone came along.
Because they can't get 1080p 60fps on their games HOO!
"Ok guys. Now... I know we promised that the whole DRM and having to always be connected to the Internet was scrapped and never to come back. But, common. It's us! Microsoft! So it shouldn't surprises you that, yeah, this is all coming back. Our bad... No wait... Your bad for believing us! Hahahaha"
Buying positive feedback and the ability to remove all negative feedback. Microsoft have been doing this for ages. This is no surprise.
@nerdmaster
When they were making it and the guys come in and say "hey boss, what do you want it to look like?" he could have said "meh... whatever. What do I care?"
But that didn't happen. They actually took the time to work on little details like this to make it a wonderful console.
or... are you just another microsoft fanboy spewing rubbish?
Woh Wohhhhh... sounds like someone has pulled another Forza deal AKA: released an unfinished game and have you download the rest when it's done.
Blind fanboys wanna argue that? K. Show me another game, console, last gen (or heck... even ps4) where a piece of DLC or patch comes even CLOSE to this monstrosity? You can't. The only comparison is a full game download, and downloading the rest of an incomplete game is pretty close to that.
I remember when microsoft were charging people in Australia to have their red ringed consoles repaired for a lot of money, only then to stop charging them later because they were exposed for being at fault. Still didn't do anything to repay them for the money already spent. It is true that Australians get ripped off pretty bad and it sucks. I still remember the old atari then nintendo days, and both were price fixing in Australia, only to be caught out years later and fined. Still, nobody...
Who wants to play games in 720p? Xbone owners apparently hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahaha
I don't understand why there are all the disagreements. This is a fact, and unless the fanboys have all lived in Japan they wouldn't know this. I have lived in Japan to see the xbox, 360, and soon to be xbone released. All microsoft titles enjoy a very small presence in Japanese stores. That presence is a week or 2 on a shelf (yes as in ONE self), and after that are quickly tossed into a discount bin. The discount bins are often filled with ps1, ps2, loose game boy games, and so on. T...
@Azmatik Why? You don't see us calling you a liar for saying that BF4 is riddled with bugs on ps4. So why cannot we believe another complete stranger that has had no problem at all? With gta online I had none of the troubles that others reported, and I played that more than anything else. So it is possible for people to have a different experience than you. So a word of advice, if you want people to believe you, how about you stop being a douche to them and giving them the benefit of the ...
Old gen? Hahahahaha... it really doesn't stop being funny. The "next gen" Xbone is going to be 720p. Sooooo.... HAHAHAHAHA
Hey Sony, thanks for the Blu Ray