Microsoft's downfall
LOL
Tell that to everyone who preordered it. I can't find a pre-order ANYWHERE..... on the PLANET.....
You can't put the word "egregious" and GTA V in the same sentence without some explanation. What, praytell, was outstandingly bad in GTA V?
No mention of no mans sky here. Hmmm
I feel like AC Unity's failure was a big turning point for Ubisoft. They've fucked up a lot but I think their mantra concerning experience and quality has changed on a fundamental level. They've since dropped the ball with The Division, sure, but patch 1.5 has seriously turned that game around. Ubi is pointed in the right direction IMHO and I'm looking forward to what they bring to the table with GRWL.
Okay Tony Soprano
Aircrafts is not a word.
*spurs high horse onward*
Lets go Petey!!
"Aircrafts" coming from a website called "we write things"
I guess they never specified that they write things good- er.... well.
I'm constantly looking for gaming articles written by people who take pride in their craft. Spellcheck ain't enough kiddos. Re-read and edit.
"Another aspect of tactics that’s influenced is by using your drone."
*cringe*
"Can a game that's not even been announced really overshadow everything a video game developer does?"
I'm just one guy, but when I HL3 I shrug, say "oh yeah I wonder" and get on with my day.
I swear to you I didn't even mean to make that a verse. Great job subconcious inner rapper!!
It's just that I feel as though Microsoftese™ is great at adding colour to something that's beige. We've heard this trinket merchant's spiel in the past. Quantum Break comes to mind. Not a terrible game..... Not a groundbreaker either but not for lack of trying. I get a completely ignorant and groundless gut feeling that Scorpio's teraflops are gonna take up the slack that the cloud compute will drop through its misty mitts. If It fails, I'll grimacingly watch Angry Jo...
Games like diet soda make me sad. New Openworld Lite! with all the flavors of a fully fleshed out game!
Not even once, Pepsi Zero.
If you want the GTA's and the Red Deads, you need to put the time in. That's why Rockstar doesn't churn them out every second year. It's why they earn the fuck you dollars.
Ubisoft overlooked a game-breaking exploit in their seamless multiplayer? Well they can learn from their mistakes. I'm sure the next game that th-
Wait. What do you mean? What does The Division have to do with anyth-
Oh yeah.....
In 3d with a bucket of margarine-soaked popcorn. Yes.
Mario sure misses the times you had. The cancer has him feeling weak, yes, but the love he felt while you were together is as strong as ever. This two decade battle with his riddled body can't quell the fire he has for you. Call him. Give him the closure he deserves.
I'd like to see Trump fellate a goat but that ain't gonna happen.
I'm sure my all-knowing master Google could help you. She requires a sacrifice of text-based input. Beware what thou searcheth for. ;)
You should seriously consider making just the audio available as well.
I wet the bed until I was 12. I'm not proud of it. But if you're 12 and still soaking the silk, just know that you aren't alone. It'll stop eventually. I'm a 37 year old father of 2 and I haven't wet the bed in like 5 years.
This is the grossest thing I've ever read.
Please do something about the font in this article. I've never been irritated by font before.