Looks more like 9 minutes of him being right to me. Call it what you want to make yourself feel better though.
Ahh yes. That never ending quest for "balance". The ultimate destructive force behind any game. More to come over the remainder of this thing's life.
So, you want a PC. Could've saved yourself a ton of bloated writing, and just said that.
The Switch will be replacing my toaster.
Awesome. It will be enjoying an early retirement come next year too. Don't work too hard Switch.
Oh no. The Division Wildlands getting mediocre reviews. Maybe try making an actual new and original game Ubi, you scrubs.
I have only one thing to do with this pile of crap. Avoid it.
N4G is accepting comedic pieces now? Nice. Some good laughs in this one.
Nintendo takes yet another step to ensure the Switch's demise.
That moronic title is a great way to make sure you aren't taken seriously in the least, and more so likely, that people skip over it entirely. Get a clue.
David and Goliath much? Zelda's hilarious 2006 looking aesthetic, doesn't stand a chance to this thing, much less the package as a whole.
May as well compare Mass Effect Andromeda to Atari's Combat next.
Did anyone doubt it would have a strong release week? Plenty of Nintendo lemmings out there to give this thing a good push.
See you in December when it's limping across the 3 million mark, before tapering off into obscurity in 2018.
I would sooner pay to have the signature removed. Why would anyone soil a perfectly good Dreamcast, with that moron's signature?
Another spew, of mental vomit. Stating an opinion, as though its fact? That's a clear cut alert that this isn't even worth reading.
".... is the service EVERYONE's been waiting for...." Need a Jean Luc facepalm right here.
Your name suits you entirely. You indeed do, have the tact of a gorilla. Apparently the intelligence of one too.
Please, do not pollute the planet with any form of reproduction.
Amazon are so dumb. Don't they realize that 110% of PC players are pirates? Stupid Amazon.
Man claims interest in product he sells so as to not deflate an already deflated image of said product. Simpletons believe him. Nothing to see here.
That's because it is a failure. It has "one" game worth even breathing about, in RE 7, which really, isn't that ground shattering. Shame you thrice, for second guessing yourself.
Is "Games and Apps" the new term to replace "shovelware" ? Must be the politically correct term I suppose. Love that new age.
Just because you are hilariously easy to please, doesn't mean everyone is. Get a clue on perspective.
Also, I think you mean, you are too happy playing "a" game (singular yes?), as this thing has only one release that could be constituted as a game.