CRank: 5Score: 10470

Yeah, dude...fun sucks.

5000d ago 5 agree0 disagreeView comment

That Xbox ad is one of the very few game commercials I actually like. It's funny, creative and well-shot. Hell, it almost makes me want to buy Xbox Live...ALMOST.

It also gave birth to the BAH lady, so you know it's good.

5000d ago 6 agree5 disagreeView comment

Batman Returns got the movie's vibe down PERFECTLY; more than any other movie-game I've ever played.

5001d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

That was the most hilariously offensive DLC ever in Assassin's Creed 2. "We can't access your memories, the animus is corrupted, blah blah..."

All you've gotta do to fix it is insert $10.

5006d ago 17 agree0 disagreeView comment

We don't need gun control, we need BULLET control

5006d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

I can't tell if you're joking or not, so here's 10 hours of a guy eating fried chicken and dancing.

5006d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

*** Sonic/Tails '12 ***

5010d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Somehow, it's got to be Obama's fault.

5011d ago 5 agree2 disagreeView comment

They dropped skis for snowmobiles...

Goddammit.

5017d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

Beer foam splooge

5017d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

"Dead Island was only able to muster a measly 71 average rating on Metacritic..."

I'm glad people are more open-minded about movie criticism. Some of you guys would be mortified that The Amazing Spider-Man is considered a success with its 73% positive rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

5020d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I think the whole end of the world thing has cathartic appeal.

Plus, it's fun to bash stuff.

5023d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

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5023d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

Try Happy Wheels ---> http://www.totaljerkface.co...

5024d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Fuck that, take that $5 and just buy Tony Hawk 3.

5025d ago 5 agree1 disagreeView comment

I don't know...I think Chris' "O" face in that picture is terrifying.

5025d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

I can understand someone not liking OHMSS (it's one of my favorites,) but holy shit, how could you ever think it was even close to as bad as Moonraker???

Lazenby wasn't incredible in the role, but at least his movie didn't feature Bond wrestling a giant rubber snake.

5025d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

I'm American, and I find Quest for Bush hilarious. The only way it could be any better is if George Bush were wearing a mechanical suit like Hitler from Wolfenstein 3D.

5025d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

I don't see how any of this matters when you can tie a car to a helicopter and use it as a wrecking ball.

5026d ago 18 agree2 disagreeView comment

Good call, Proeliator, that didn't take long.

5026d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment