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If you can get past the tons and tons and TONS of random encounters, the first game is pretty great.

4825d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

They really should have made another male zombie statue with its legs cut off at the knees, wearing boxer-briefs with a huge package.

I'm curious how people would react to that. It'd probably just confuse all these guys who are outraged over ceramic boobs.

4825d ago 2 agree2 disagreeView comment

Lego Marvel? Hells yes!

I couldn't care less what people see as mature or not. Screw validation, the 10-year-old me is hyped.

4831d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

"He is Batman with no money and no qualms against killing"

My Scumbag Connor would have been a multimillionaire in today's dollars, because there was never any reason to buy anything ever.

He also grew tired of the killing business, with its never-ending counter-stab-counter-stab game, so he took up pickpocketing to get his kicks. He was already absurdly wealthy, but robbing/groping half of Boston gave him a thrill, like some kind of creepy, col...

4832d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

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4833d ago 0 agree3 disagreeView comment

Almost every American character in this game is portrayed as an asshole or an idiot. I don't think the French-Canadians at Ubisoft care about trying to appeal to us.

4834d ago 8 agree2 disagreeView comment

I live in the south where everybody owns a gun, and I'm more worried about the legal-firearm owner shooting me. Nothing ruins your day faster than sitting across from a table full of psychos with revolvers hanging off their belts at a pizza place.

I think in Japan you have to pass a psychological evaluation in order to buy a gun. We should probably follow their lead.

4840d ago 4 agree2 disagreeView comment

I think pornography is probably the filthiest form of pornography. You ever see a horse sodomize a man in a video game?

If so, please send me a link.

4841d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Ah shit, sorry.

It's actually a lot more involved than that - I'm just trying to be as vague as possible. It was anti-climactic for me, but I know some people dug it.

It's still a great game and I'd jump on it for that price.

4841d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

If Dishonored had ended with a five point palm exploding heart technique, I would have been totally satisfied!

4841d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

A longer OUTRO would have been nice.

I realize if you play as a psycho-killer you get a dramatic showdown in the end, but for the rest of us, you just choke out some dude, open a door and...that's it. The game just ends. Pretty weak.

Can you imagine a movie doing this? Tom Cruise walks into the villain's lair, karate chops him in the face, walks out and the credits roll.

4842d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

Christmas Nights!

4847d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I can't believe how much people have shat on this game's art. It's not like it's terrible or anything, just sort of boring...kind of like the original Bioshock's box art.

People didn't even give it to "10 out of 10: The Game" this badly.

4856d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

HAHAHA, WHAT A STORY JOHN BEDFORD!

4859d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

The worst part about this for me was - this is your final confrontation with the villain. There's no fight, no struggle, no stabbing...all you do is stumble around like a dumbass for a couple of minutes, then the game just sort of ends.

4859d ago 3 agree1 disagreeView comment

Yeah, that's true, Haytham wasn't really that much of a character either. He was probably the only one in the game I didn't flat-out hate or feel indifferent to, though.

I thought Connor was okay until I got to the Boston Massacre part. He kills 20 or so people to make his getaway, then when Samuel Adams tells him to bribe someone to bring his heat down, he just says, "Lying is wrong."

That blew my mind.

4864d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

I think the author is just saying the twist is weak because it kicked a fun, likable character to the curb and forced you to play as Connor for the rest of the game.

Actually I was too busy laughing at Charles and Haytham's wedding ceremony to care about the twist.

4864d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

He found out Willam finally saw the sailboat.

4866d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I've never eaten a pear.

4867d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

No one can stop Weapon X

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