Cereal

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CRank: 5Score: 4140

It's not a real game, it's just a joke. However, since Kinect is also a joke it makes people think that this game is actually real.

5295d ago 11 agree5 disagreeView comment

http://www.gamersmint.com/c...

I'll be getting the PS3 version.

5295d ago 10 agree16 disagreeView comment

I'd rather have some Ellie Idol, Kitty Jane, Maria Ozawa, Delta White, & Bella Moretti.

5296d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

How does he play fewer than 0?

5296d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

I'm sure it will be just as overrated and mediocre as super meat boy was. It's like they tried to copy the N games but forgot what made N fun.

5296d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

They always look cool before they come out. Then after you play it you realize what a piece of crap it really is. Even Sonic 4 was better than the demo (which isn't saying much as Sonic 4 was also pretty mediocre). Sonic is dead but Sega keeps running him into the ground.

5296d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I'm not downloading this compatibility pack. I don't even want to see Freddy in the game. He's a waste of space on the roster and he's not even free. They should've added a MK character instead.

5296d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I'm not sure why they would compare this to Fallout unless they're just trying to say that a good game (Rage) is better than a crappy buggy one (Fallout 3).

5296d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

The review is fair. At best the game would be a 50/100. The game just isn't good and it's overhyped because sex sells and it's the only reason the game sold. The puzzles are dull plus the story & characters are uninteresting. Definitely not worth playing.

5296d ago 0 agree3 disagreeView comment

MK9 is the better fighter because it's more balanced. SF4 is almost as broken as MvC3. Crapcom just sucks at balancing and they won't even attempt to balance their games until they release a new version of it to make people pay more for updates.

5296d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

I'm glad it flopped. They should've made Kurayami like they planned to but instead some crappy publisher came by to ruin their ideas by turning it into this shit.

5296d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

Awesome. I can't wait Namco Bandai to screw over the West some more by not releasing this and giving us mediocre games instead.

5296d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

So basically it's a mediocre Onechanbara clone (which isn't saying much as Onechanbara is equally crappy) that will be overhyped like all of Suda 51's other disappointments.

5296d ago 0 agree3 disagreeView comment

Either way you're still getting a bj & a car so that's a win-win situation.

Not to mention the 78 year old could probably remove her teeth so it's a win-win-WIN situation.

5297d ago 5 agree8 disagreeView comment

I can't wait for the ICO & SotC Collection to harm me.

5297d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

I always play games naked and I'm sure I'm not the only one. Besides, I can't help it if Uncharted gives me a boner.

5297d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I'm glad I sold my 360 before it could happen to me.

5297d ago 1 agree2 disagreeView comment

Mirror's Edge 2 & Dragon Age 3.

5297d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Yeah, I know. I'm not sure why they censored the word "butch" though.

5297d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I'd "Harry Potter" HER "Deathly Hallows".

5298d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment