Bonerboy

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Yes thank-you, I WILL bitch about it, AND...AND, I WON'T buy it either. Touche'

4329d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

You're not gay? Well, rest assured, that all of us posting enlightening comments here at N4G can finally breathe a much overdue sigh of relief knowing that you have taken the time to so kindly express in such subtle eloquence and taken the necessary measures to so purposefully reinforce the dominance of your once questionable heterosexuality to us all. I for one, (and by no means can I speak for all) am completely reassured that you are most definitely NOT gay, regardless of my positive o...

4329d ago 3 agree1 disagreeView comment

"Assassin's Creed - The Milking" Staged in northern France in a truly exciting, serene pastoral landscape of dewy rolling meadows. Fight rival farmers and get your cheese and prosciutto to market before they do. Uncover the secrets of pasteurization and the delicate art of curing hams. Could you possibly uncover and overthrow the deep country conspiracy yet unknown? Thwart the droves of young townsmen from seducing your buxom daughter. So much more thrilling adventure awaits. Ex...

4329d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

No no no, I MUST do this to justify playing on my platform of choice. Sure, you can worry all you like about the xbox and it's rather bleak outlook of longevity. In all honesty I could not give two shits who plays on what platform and by all means people can blow their money however they see fit. Some people like mediocre console gaming, I like good quality coffee beans, oatmeal, and coloured pencils.

You just don't see how simple it all is. I have 3 bubbles...perhaps...

4329d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

How to fix xbox issues? Sell it, and buy a PC or PS4.

4335d ago 10 agree20 disagreeView comment

....top of the charts?...you don't say.

4355d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

MS seems to have followed the current nintendo model for console development....underpowered right from the get go and damned near obsolete in a year or two.

4359d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

....perhaps resolution isnt everything? ...well, it is important for GAMES....perhaps this just isnt a gaming machine after all? Peoples argument is that people wont notice? that doesnt and wont hold any weight as I damned well notice when my pc isnt 1080p. Shit man, 1080p has been the standard resolution for practically every and any media device worth it's salt for YEARS and it's now the low end entry resolution and somehow this POS is already struggling and cant reach it and is sup...

4359d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Man what is up with this thing? What the hell were they thinking designing this thing. It's brand new and it cant handle 1080p with ease like a mid range computer could 10 years ago? What a POS.

4359d ago 6 agree1 disagreeView comment

Hey there Qwagy, I was considering picking up another 2600. Ive searched everywhere but havent been able to find SOLID info on how to hook it up to my hdmi/dvi monitor successfully. People seem to have some random issues like sound or colour problems. Do you currently use yours and if so, WHAT do you hook it up to? monitor or an old crt set? And more importantly if you're using a hdmi/dvi monitor HOW do you hook it up? Thanks

4359d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

There is something to be said for a game where there is very little to actually do and its still so captivating and convincing. My heart hasn't pounded like this (when running into another player) in years. I always seem to have the 'drop' on the other person as they never seem to notice I am stalking them, but I just cant bring myself to KOS and be "one of those guys". I am fully decked out from head to toe with pristine gear and I'm a loner and because of this I j...

4360d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Given the very restrictive and closed nature of these console's lame policies Sony and MS will demand a "finished" version so they can then charge more for dlc packs. I'll stick to PC where everything is free and it is constantly evolving, every week, furthermore I can play with pc folk who are 50% dicks instead of the 99% dick/kiddie console crowd.

4361d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

"do the chickens have large talons?"

4367d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

PC is like the perfect Girlfriend/Wife who performs all manner of delightful things selfless and giving; like a nice hot dinner made just for you, whereas the console is the stuffy chastity belt wearing restrictive bitch who simply tosses a cold can of beans in your lap with no spoon and rubs it in that "this is all you get, so too bad for you".

4367d ago 3 agree2 disagreeView comment

My pleasure my good man as my desire to please and bring a good word to those less acquainted with Shepard's vexatious and campy 'pep-rally' rhetoric knows absolutely no bounds.
Please sir, if you would be so willing, would thou enlighten us with thy very own opinion o' fellow brother of the 3 bubbles?

4367d ago 1 agree4 disagreeView comment

Strange. For an alpha game I havent had any issues what-so-ever.

4367d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Top prize for the most cornball (shepard) writing in gaming history.

4367d ago 2 agree4 disagreeView comment

Sure, one can find some nice tidbits of "wisdom" in the bible amongst the outdated bloody ridiculousness of it all, just as one can find the same in mein kampf, but both also have a fair bit of evil in their own little way.
Cant have a rational / logical discussion with a fantasy, it just isn't possible. That's why zealot christians and creationists exist, to spout off pernicious nonsense to help them feel better about themselves and to make sense of their lives and ...

4368d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I will miss not being able to play this one. Love the Halo games.

4369d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

This is a scam? Well this just snuggles right up to the grandest scam of them all, the bible.

4370d ago 0 agree4 disagreeView comment