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I make it my mission priority to hunt down and kill all those Knifing Speedy Gonzalez idiot noobs.

When you get killed by one and see one going around knifing your battle buddies, something just gets inside you; The urge to Kill!!!

5875d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

Oh You Better Not Have Directed that Comment Against The Waterboy???

Medula...Oblongata!!!

No Soda Popinsky you're wrong...Mama's Right!!!

Edit: Oh how could I have forgotten this video of what could be the best comeback of ALL TIME, courtesy of Happy Gilmore.

5875d ago 4 agree3 disagreeView comment

I was just about to bring up that same point: GT3 was released in 2001. The PS2 was still in its infancy at that point in time and there certainly was not even over 30 million PS2 units sold at that point.

36T, Don't be using present-day PS2 unit outlays with 9-year old sales figures for GT3. You are either very desperate or very stupid.

5875d ago 6 agree1 disagreeView comment

Alan Wake-me the hell up when something actually note-worthy is announced on this game.

5875d ago 6 agree2 disagreeView comment

Tying yourself down to one girl is one of the stupidest things a man could do, but it is no more stupid than actually moving in with your girlfriend.

She moves in and she tries to change everything about you to accommodate her living style; some of those things is obviously less gaming time for you and more time for her favorite TV programs and forcing you to go visit her parents and inviting her friends over to cackle and blab about frivolous crap while they hog the tv.
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I wouldn't be surprised if you yourself have developed some kind of subconscious boner for Kratos now. What's the matter? Master Chief just ain't doing it for you anymore?

5876d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

You do know that 3D gaming is scheduled for the PS3 and not for the Xbox 360, right?

Yeah now you know, now you can resume your Pinnacle-of-Douchedom fanboy comments related to this topic.

5876d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Feature films are rampant this generation with heavy levels of drastic and egregious violence; you'll see oscar-winning war films with scenes of limbs being blown off of people and heads being decapitated by a big bronze cannon ball.

Yet simple scenes of a boob and some poonaner here and there with some sexual activity is seen as a greater defects to people's minds and is considered coarse and tacky.

Side Topic: I also hate how it appears to be alright to show ma...

5876d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

THANK YOU JEBUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5877d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

You would see nothing but "Teh PS3 is no good Teh multi-platformers are ALWAYS better on 360. PS3 version is total flop!" all the while those idiots would repress all their memories of similar problems occuring on Xbox Live.

"An exploit discovered in Modern Warfare 2 for Xbox 360"

Makes me even prouder to know that I went with the PS3 instead of the Xbox 360.

5877d ago 6 agree1 disagreeView comment

MW2 is a really fun game and it's massive success is proof of the longevity the game has (I am obviously referring only to the online portion of the game.)

The exploits and glitches that have been witnessed since launch have shown some degree of carelessness on Infinity Ward's part, but hey the game continues to improve.

It is a great game...when everyone is playing straight, but when they aren't, hey I got Killzone 2 right at my fingertips!

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5880d ago 5 agree0 disagreeView comment

Wow...it sounds like you need a friend...desperately!

5880d ago 8 agree4 disagreeView comment

Yeah right along side RadRacer and Excite Bike for the NES, right?

You troll, therefore you have been owned.

5880d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

That article title seriously gave me the biggest lung-draining laugh I have had in a long while.

How many articles backed by these ridiculous questions can be submitted here on N4G seems to be the name of the game these days.

Pretty soon I'll be expected some kind of article going along the lines of "Can God of War III survive in a Bayonetta-ruled world?"

Wow the PS3 naysayers are now seriously scourering the journalistic fanboy tar pits ...

5880d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

Well that is certainly not going to happen if the PS3 continues to plow through with increasing period-to-period sales figures. But you, MetalGearRising, will surely always and forever remain last in the game of life!

Now get outta here, Troll!

Edit @ UnWanteDreamz

Oh yes, how could I have forgotten about the whole 12-month lead the Xbox 360 had on the PS3 and the Wii (and the consequences of that lead manifested itself in the entire RROD fiasco.) ...

5881d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

And with the recent news of the technological dependancy that Natal will require from the parent console the Xbox 360, it looks like Natal will be coming out with mere variations of the "Swat the fly with your hands"-type of minigames. Don't expect to see Gears of War 4 or Halo Umpteenth as Natal-centric software.

Now if Natal could produce games that require the amount of "passionate" activity shown in this video, I guess it could possibly produce something...

5881d ago 11 agree1 disagreeView comment

Oh with all the GT5, God of War III, and Heavy Rain doom-and-gloom posts being made by MS fanboys like yourself, there are no sour grapes for anyone other than yourselves to have.

"Bayonetta owns God of War III"

"GT 5 is nothing but a half-baked remake of GT4"

"Heavy Rain is nothing but a QTE"

You idiots have a monopoly on all the sour grapes being thrown around all through N4G.

5881d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

If you did you would know that RUF enterprises is an automanufacturer that basically makes Porches, just without the Porsche name. OOOOHHH Yeah that is the why GT5 is going to flop, right?

You idiots will grab ahold of ANYTHING non-positive about the PS3 or its games and us it to soothe your pathetic fanboy egos.

5881d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

You might as well go down to the street corner next to the sewage pipes and ask that stray dog why he sh*ts all over the place and then comes back to eat it.

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