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You will need to gather a cup of spit from 6 seperate individuals, though animal spit can work as long as it's not venomous. Get some Ham, not really sure if it matters which kind, just get a fair amount of it, put it on a rough surface, let's say... the garden floor. Empty the spit onto the Ham, step on it with a wellington boot, sucker muck an ostrich moot, monkey maybe swinging toot. If you don't know how to do the last two parts, go back to school you un-cultured fewl. The Ham should be quite Tender now, pick it up with a fork to avoid any possible mixture of human sweat. YOU MUST NOT MIX HUMAN SWEAT OR THE HAM WILL EXPLODE!
