| Joined | 07 Jun 2013 ( 4750d ago ) |
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I had a torrid affair with Narrative once. She threw me against the wall, raped me with Metaphors and left me begging for more Plot Points. Unfortunately, there were no further Inciting Incidents, so I was left with an erection of Innuendos, while searching for an orgasm of hyperbolic proportions.
