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Zha1tan

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could not help myself

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4858d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

There is no in depth explanation needed.

Quite simply one night when he was all alone Randy Pitchford spread his arse cheeks so wide he lost control of his bowels and the diarrhea just poured out into a game case.

He picked it up and admired his "work" he thought he could sell it and sell it he did.

4858d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

the two in my opinion go hand in hand, one is enhanced by the other.

A game to me really cant be a great game unless it is visually appealing in some sort of way.

But yes this game has horrible textures which no AAA developer has any excuse for when modders can retexture skyrim and make it look immaculate within a few months.

But the games problems dont end there, the story is juvenile, the controls clunky, the animations completely unfinishe...

4858d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

there is nothing alleged about it

4858d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

I dont see how anyone could enjoy something so broken, the AI breaks any immersion and difficulty.

The only reason people feel the need to defend this is a little need they have to feel different, this game is beneath garbage.

4859d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Men are tougher than women, its just a fact and they make for more interesting war time characters.

Get over it.

4859d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

You mean AI standing still not attacking you on the hardest difficulty?

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

There is no defending this game, its a rare case that opinions go out the window but the AI is horrible, the textures are horrible, the animations are tragic.

It deserves a flat out 0/10 as it is not a game, its an unfinished product boxed up and released.

4859d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

I have talked to Jim personally and know him quite well, he like me is a massive xenomorph fan......he is raging this morning over this game and is so dissapointed in it as am I.

And this to an Aliens fan is NOT an average game....if you appreciate the characters and story telling of Aliens then this is an absolute nightmare.

And for this arsehole palaeomerus me who quotes his other reviews you are just nothing more than a moronic "score whore" you ...

4860d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

i agree, I thought borderlands was pretty shit as well.

Got a free copy of it with my GTX 680 but i just sold it for £30, managed to buy me a few lunches!

So for that tasty burrito I have Randy Pitchford to thank.

4861d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

Ah Randy "dodgy used car salesman" pitchford strikes again....lol why morons keep buying this idiots games is beyond me...

4861d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

The elder scrolls series has never been about difficulty....they have always been about exploration not putting on your try hard pants gloating about how master difficulty is not a challenge.

4867d ago 4 agree1 disagreeView comment

Why they decided to show the butt ugly console version is beyond me, those graphics are ugly as hell and so are the animations.

Ironsights for this game are also stupid as hell.

4878d ago 3 agree6 disagreeView comment

WOW Holy shit! You mean to actually tell me another human being on this planet enjoys a videogame? Well that is just amazing...I never would have thought it possible.

4880d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

why people continue to support this company is beyond me

4881d ago 15 agree0 disagreeView comment

All those games you mentioned, weekend rents which can be completed and donw with in 10 hours or under.

Good luck with thinking GTA V wont release on PC, have fun with your poverty console goals of 2013.

http://i.imgur.com/C6TqS.jp...

4883d ago 9 agree0 disagreeView comment

attention whore - just mute them

4884d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

The game looks like a pile of shiny with no gameplay substance.

4884d ago 4 agree6 disagreeView comment

So you are arguing with facts?

well done.

Strong lack of logic.

4890d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

Is skyrim not set before oblivion?

4891d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

"and re-focuses on the actual cause of gun violence. Y'know, guns."

NO Kotaku, the actual cause of gun violence is the PEOPLE using the guns, PEOPLE are at fault here but of course the human race is so divine and immaculate it is never our fault, its always easier to blame something else.

Lets just ignore ancient history were we killed each other over nothing half the time.

If everyone was a stable individual who has access to g...

4891d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment