You guys are idiots. This article was meant to be a joke. I hope you guys are this stiff in bed--because if you're as inadequate in there as you are in life... the human race will surely perish.
I don't understand this title--I was never that good at math.
TGS = Cordless power supply using magnetic induction. Best part is, it will be shipped to all PS3 owners via magic carpet.
You can't handle the truth!
Tell me that you have better grammar in business letters you write.
cell... processor?
You into the submissive dominatrix stuff? Girls with guns... what business do they have holding guns? This game would be much more appealing if she was holding a plate of mash potatos and meat.
Cute?? ... He's a murderous doll--brought to this world for the sole purpose of destroying user-created levels. So I ask, is he really that 'cute,' is he?
Maybe Sony can hype up a new title. Get everyone wanting it so then Microsoft decides to copy it. Turns out, all this new game does is just break the system. Sony backs out right after Microsoft preemptively releases the game...
bam.
Got you f*ckers.
VanDamme never needed a gun. All he needed was ten fingers and ten toes...
Oh, and two f*cking knees.
257 players... now that would be imressive. Arrogant Punks! They need to discover a STAR
Just another angry video game nerd posting fairytastic messages!! WOOO WOOO!! CHALK IT UP FOR THE LOTION MANUFACTURER THAT ALLOWS YOU TO MASTURBATE TO VIDEO GAME GIRLS!!
SNAKE ON A PLANE!!!
That's the best they could do?
LET'S BOYCOTT THE FREE BETA THEN!!!
LET'S BOYCOTT IT LIKE BATTLEFIELD!!!!
I'ma start a gang up called the 'Home Boyz'
Let me know if you want to join. Hard hitting mother f*ckers only.
I just don't understand how the Xbox's dual Pentium Pro (although, admittedly with MMX technology) could have the same graphics as the multicore Cell processor in the PS3?
Anyone have any ideas how they could have done that?