CRank: 5Score: 8630

It's utter, utter, vile, diabolical, abysmal garbage.
It's worse than a bad game because it's just swinging sh!t around while crappy Midis play.

God, the nerve of Nintentrash to release this...and the nerve of some reviewers to not take Nintentrash's c0ck out of their mouths while they review it.

If Miyamoto says its not a game, then why are game review sites reviewing it?

6337d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Except for... (spoiler!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Agro and Ico. Any other ones like Eli Vance and especially Aeris makes you look like a manchild. There isn't any soul or emotion in those other games.

6337d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

PS3 rubs salt in its wounds by having this exclusive teaser for the sequel. Awesome.

6338d ago 3 agree1 disagreeView comment

Kojima says his masterpiece can't be done on 360, so NO, he doesn't want to see the mess it'll become if they severely port it down, which they won't and can't.

6338d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

What was that about it being obsolete again, losers?

6338d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

What a good year for PS3.

6338d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

Suck it people who said that^^^

You got royally owned and deserve each and every piece of crow pie you're going to be eating over the next decade where BR will reign supreme.

6338d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

The translation/interpretation was incorrect previously. MGS4 is not going anywhere. Neither is MGS4: Subwhatever.

And neither is MGS5. Kojima doesn't want to be limited by pathetic inferior consoles like Xbox 360.

6339d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

360 was doomed to a distant third from the start, and LBP will just make the gap EVEN larger at the end of this gen.

Sh!t, I don't feel bad for those who bought an Xbox and thought it'd be the best, they deserve the crap and humiliation.

6339d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

No ifs, ands or buts. It's not *one* of the best, it *is* the best.

That's that. Anyone that disagrees is a f*cking Xbox fanboy or a kid who likes Nintentrash.

6339d ago 2 agree3 disagreeView comment

The greatest game ever made bar none.

6341d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Deserved 10, but Mr. "I have thesaurus.com open as I'm writing this review" will soon see that.

Once he realises it destroys every Nintendo game ever made - aka, when he gets better at games and realises that LBP has real controls and Mario's are imprecise and kiddy.

Edit: Oh, sorry. Was the title of my comment a bit misleading? Did the text not match up with the title/opinion/score? Yeah, now you know what Eurogamer does. Reads like an 18/10, gets half th...

6341d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

It's in the Xbox 360 section when it should be multi. It's coming to PS3.

6342d ago 1 agree3 disagreeView comment

Anyone who doesn't give LBP a 10 deserves to be shot in the face with the most violent weapon from one of the violent games they rated higher than this.

Bubbles down and a disagree for you, you little whiny baby.

6342d ago 1 agree2 disagreeView comment

I just found a list of games they rated higher than LBP:

Civilization 4
Gears1
Gears1 PC
Half-Life 2
MGS4
PS3 GTA4
Orange Box 360
F*CKING TWILIGHT PRINCESS
F*CKING SUPER MARIO GALAXY
Lost Winds (a sh!tty Wii game no one's ever heard of)
Okami
Resident Evil 4 PS2/GC
Starcraft
World in Conflict
World of Warcraft: Burning Crusade

I mean for god's sake. None of those are better than LBP, ...

6343d ago 0 agree3 disagreeView comment

Which means the review scale goes up to 9. LBP is the greatest game EVER made.

6343d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I get it hurhurhur. He takes a game that can't be hated and hates on it. Give this man the $10000 prize.

6343d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

360 loses another exclusive AND has the worst version of a game.

6343d ago 4 agree2 disagreeView comment

Every new game is always "Epic's best work yet" according to Epic.
Same as "we're maxing out 360 with Gears"
Then: "No, now we're maxing out 360 with Gears 2"
Also, "no Gears 2 on PC" like "no Gears 1 on PC" (except this time, since they lied to you the first time they're adding a new lie - "not profitable or piracy" or some other bs that'll be overturned soon)

I can't believe people believe Epic Games'...

6344d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

It's losing BADLY without a Blu-ray player.

6344d ago 3 agree1 disagreeView comment