Because Call of Dookie is excrement that is shat out the money hungry bowels of Activi$ion every year, that people very clownishly value at $60... Every year...
A piece of generic, rehashed, uninspired dung for $60 EVERY YEAR! Then people complain about the state of this industry like it's a surprise.
Then, these same Call of Doo Doo fans are adament that each rehash is "tHe FiSrT cOd I'vE lOokED foRwArD tOo iN A lOnG tImE"
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Which everyone should do when it comes to Call of Dookie, leave it on the store shelf where it belongs.
It will expire in a year anyway before the next Call of Dookie is excreted from the bowels of Activ$ion and Infinity Lard or whoever.
I think I triggered the Call of Dookie fanboys
D:
Can you imagine this game on next gen hardware?
For a single release, live service supported game, it's astonishing how strong this game is currently going. It's only going to get bigger and better on next gen.
Unlike some games (*cough* Call of Dookie *cough*) that have to release every single year, without a single shred of innovation, just to remain relevant.
Rainbow Six is one badass game. Looking forward to its future.
If I had a penny for every time I heard that futile, go to argument from every fragile CoD drone, I'd be rich.
Yes. People, idiotically so, buy the same cloned, joke of a game year after year.
No. People don't stick around to make the playerbase thrive. These games start to collect dust after the hype train dies.
But if you like to support the circus that is COD and Activi$ion and everything else, by all means.
So in other words...
10 distasteful moments of COD trying hard to remain relevant.
Wait my comment posted twice...
Hope it hits home
You can't tell me that people honestly believe that CoD...
CALL OF DOOKIE.. will be the game of all games in the world to explore "heavy topics".
CoD doesn't have that in it's DNA. Activi$ion and Infinity Lard can't even remotely pull something like this off.
They're very comfortable replicating the cliched cringefest that they've shown an affinity for, game in and game out.
Laughable...
You can't tell me that people honestly believe that Call of Dookie...
CALL OF DOOKIE.. will be the game of all games in the world to explore "heavy topics".
CoD doesn't have that in it's DNA. Activi$ion and Infinity Lard can't even remotely pull something like this off.
They're very comfortable replicating the cliched cringefest that they've shown an affinity for, game in and game out.
Marketing and PR working overtime to sell this game with buzzwords.
"Emotional"
"Troubling"
"Uncomfortable"
"Controversial"
Enjoy the cliched, cornfest 3 hour campaign. Enjoy the generic, perk filled MP that people will play for a week, until the hype train dies down and this game is a fish out of water.
Imagine being hyped for this game in the first place LMFAO.
Call of Dookie?
Oh it's just a turd. Something CoD drones love.
Carry on.
That's a fact.
CoD bots are under some sort of spell. It's like they ACTUALLY believe this CoD will be different despite the shitshow of a joke this franchise has been for years and years.
They're probably the funniest fanbase in all of gaming, hands down.
Um...
Ever heard of Battlefield?
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Revolutionary.
CoD is GoTY for sure now.
This changes everything.
Couldn't have said it better.
I tell you, CoD fans are a special breed.
Work on a brand new engine just to deliver a "soft reboot" of a game that we've seen before rather than deliver something new and innovative...
Typical CoD.
They're focusing on marketing buzzwords to get the fanboys hyped:
"Uncomfortable"
"Troubling"
"Emotional"
"Controversial"
Listen, if you have to say that your game is "controversial", then it probably isn't.
No Russian is as controversial as CoD will ever get. That was a massacre in a civilian setting. Depicting war from the perspective of rebels and wh...
Rainbow Six says HELLO! LOL
Everyone has opinions, so just because people hate on it they're "cynical opinionated assholes w/ something to prove about how elite and selective they are - not to mention predictable"?
"Not to mention predictable"... yea, just like the CoD franchise and the rabid fanboys right?
Well here's the opinion of countless others: Call of Duty is washed up, rehashed, recycled, uninspiring dung that Activi$ion spoon feeds to these fanb...
Holy sh!t...
I'm so shocked.