Scatpants

If your sharts are too dark you should have a doctor check it out. You may have colon cancer.

The fact that they throw Just Dance into that bundle makes me mad. The only way you're going to offer the console is in some crappy bundle with a game no one wants? Lame.

Nope, it had a touchscreen, no L2R2. Not the same thing.

Mattric F'ed it all up and they've never been able to get back. I bet they wish that guy was dead.

Kinect seems like it would be perfect for VR. I wonder if they will use it when the Scorpio comes out.

I haven't been able to score my Switch yet so I don't know, but Zelda certainly doesn't look like a 10 to me. Sparse environments, limited enemies and cell shading alone make it look like an 8.5 to me. Still can't wait to play it though.

If you like bows in games you should try Holopoint in VR. So awesome.

If they release this in VR I'll buy it. If not, pass.

Awesome.

This actually seems like a closer to reality score. I'd probably give it an 8.5 though.

I'm buying it to be a handheld.

Wow, that's sad.

It was already too expensive. Glad I quit playing months ago.

Doesn't look as good as Mario Galaxy 1 or 2 didn't play Mario 3d World.

I feel like manufactured scarcity is bullshit.

I more don't like games that should be 99 cents being 8 dollars. Nintendo's e-shop has always had the worst prices of all the consoles.

How can sales still be going? You can't get them anywhere.

Japanese design sometimes seems to be bizarrely obtuse. Like things you would think they would catch immediately they just leave in. Same is true for a lot of Japanese games with convoluted non user friendly interfaces and such.

They're worth 2 bucks tops.

Their pricing verges on price gouging.