Sanzee

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So... you're saying it will enlarge my penis? Oh my, dis is teh best day eva! Me not been dis happy since release of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon in movie theata! Me so howny! Oh no... big fortune cookie only on screen you say? Only on handheld screen you say? Nooo! Shrinkage very bad! Damn you Asian grandfather of mine, why must Sanzee-Li inherit small fortune cookie genetics from you?! Haha, I'm kidding. I'm actually from Jewish and Scottish descent. Just thought I'd see what it was like t...

6032d ago 0 agree5 disagreeView comment

Diagnostic: Abnormal Console War Behavior and Effects
Subject: "Mooey"
Time: 03:46 PM MST

ENTRY: Based on subject's attitude, behavior, and profile avatar, we've come to the conclusion that User:Mooey has some serious Daddy issues.

6036d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

These articles bring nothing new to the table. We all know the Xbox 360 has a higher failure rate than the Wii and PlayStation 3. Forunately for me, my Xbox 360 has never failed on me, but I realize it could go any day now.

However, I'm really not sure what these editors are trying to achieve. Is it website hits they want? N4G does have a lot of PS3 supporters, and they're usually more interested in these articles then we Xbox fans are... which is totally fine of course. I just...

6036d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Zeeshan's comment = Epic Failure of the Month (Fanboy Category)

Alright Zeeshan, I'd like to start off by saying congratulations for winning this month's Epic Failure Award (Fanboy category). I'm also required to inform you that I'm not to be held accountable for descrimination of retards. If you are retarded (about 50% of the Epic Failure winners are), I apologize if any of the following words will offend you. First of all, I'd like to ask if you're actually retarded? Why do I...

6036d ago 2 agree2 disagreeView comment

*Missing The Point*

6041d ago 3 agree1 disagreeView comment

One day, originality will return. Now days, arguing isn't even worth it. No one says anything that I feel like challenging. Tell me that Xbox fans really need to defend themselves over this comment. Why? If anything, it's benefiting us. Just sit back and enjoy the show. Alot of kids on here have to be in Junior High. Caps Lock + anything said thousands of times a day like "RRoD", "54.7%', and "HAHAHAHAHA" are a direct giveaway.

6041d ago 3 agree7 disagreeView comment

It's unlikely that Sony will release a 250 GB PlayStation 3. Why would they? Microsoft is trying to push digital downloads, so it's not surprising that a 250GB Xbox 360 is coming. Plus, the PlayStation 3 uses Blu-Ray discs which can hold up to 50GB/duel-layer. Since DVD's can only hold 8.5 GB or whatever it is, perhaps developers will need to deliver extra game content through Live. However, this is most likely untrue since a small percentage of Xbox 360 owners don't have access to an interne...

6041d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

Woh bro! If you get any more original, you're gonna rip a whole in space and time and let out all the creatures who live in Originality Land.

6042d ago 5 agree2 disagreeView comment

FACT: Social Networking Addiction kills 900,000,000 puppies a year using Kittens as blunt objects... *Turns on TV* "Ever since KatanOmega started Facebooking, he kind of just sits there all day, doing nothing." Camera pans to KatanOmega. He's on his laptop on the couch. Suddenly everything is sucked out of his body, and he's left as flat as an empty toothpaste bottle. Fade to black. 1-877-THE-TRUTH

6042d ago 2 agree9 disagreeView comment

Social Networking Addiction is a crime.

6042d ago 1 agree5 disagreeView comment

I think Sony would be a lot better off if they marketed their product to the extent that Nintendo and Microsoft do. More people would be interested I think. The playstation itself, the games, the hardware, ect, everything that makes up Sony's package (lol) is one hell of a premium offer. But if no one knows about Sony's package (lol), even a low price won't work. I agree that a marketing campaign is needed. Yoda: "Begun, the marketing wars has..." PACKAGE! lol

6045d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

You're saying Sony is losing then? Great article but I think you're going to have some pissed off fanboys over this. They won't admit their in third place. They definetly still have a chance though. Sony does I mean. But seriously... hell hath no fury like a scorned PS3 fanboy. Good luck though bud.

6045d ago 3 agree1 disagreeView comment

I feel so bad for the people who have nothing to talk about except the RRoD. You spend more time talking about the Xbox 360 than you do the PS3. Which console do you really like?

6046d ago 6 agree5 disagreeView comment

Just curious, do you ever talk about why your PS3 is good? As an Xbox 360 owner, I've never felt compelled to buy a PS3 because I fear I will become a member of it's piss-poor fanbase. There is nothing wrong with the PS3... it's a great console. But it's fanbase doesn't even appreciate it. They indirectly support it by hating one of it's rivals. I'm really not trying to start an argument here but seriously... any argument with a PS3 supporter on any gaming website will always lead to the same...

6046d ago 16 agree19 disagreeView comment

Most likely. How many Wii's and PS3's did they sell in the last 3.5 years? Wait, you must be part of the Sony Defense Force: http://encyclopediadramatic...

6046d ago 16 agree17 disagreeView comment

Kangaroos kick ass!

6046d ago 12 agree3 disagreeView comment

Once again, cheaper than the PlayStation 3. Interesting to see how this turns out. Oh, p.s., that wasn't sarcism but realism. I'm not here to argue with whiney fanboys. I don't have the time. See, I do things in life. Take your RRoD bullsh*t somewhere else. Not you PS3N4G, anyone who follows up on my comment. You're probably the only respectable PS3 owner on this whole website. You're actually worthy of such a fantastic console. You're debate facts, and don't argue opinions. And you don't use...

6046d ago 22 agree21 disagreeView comment

If you would have just gave GameDaily a chance, you'd see that it's going to have an article for Microsoft as well. They already did one for ditching Nintendo, next up was Sony, and last will be Microsoft. All you had to do was f*cking wait, but instead you had to react like a little pu55y. GameDaily is not a Microsoft fanboy website. They're going to have a Top 25 reasons to ditch the Xbox 360 too! God you people aren't gamers, you're whiney little b*tches.

Maybe pre-ordering ...

6046d ago 1 agree4 disagreeView comment

The funniest part about this whole article is this guy's ignorance. Game Daily was doing an article for all the consoles. Top 25 Reasons to ditch Nintendo. Top 25 Reasons to ditch Sony. And no doubt the Top 25 Reasons to ditch Microsoft will be next. Except PS3 fanboys don't think that far ahead, instead they just act on impulse due to their constant need to defend their console. If you retards would have just waited a few more days, you'd see that everything is fine. You need to chill out. F...

6046d ago 2 agree3 disagreeView comment

I agree man. Mass Effect 2 will truly deliver.

6052d ago 7 agree9 disagreeView comment