Ronster316

It was only 5 short months ago that sony had to resort to playing not ONE but TWO of its trump cards.

Massive price cut & slim.

Yet even after all those desperate moves on sonys part the ps3 only outsells the 360 these days by about 30-35k a week.

Whats sonys next move? slim 2.0?

Running out of ammo huh sony, oh well, theres no shame in going from 1st to 3rd in a mere 4 year period.

Ok, there is, its PATHETIC.

I didn't want to use other more common words for ladies wobbly bits because i wanted to educate the kiddy droids amongst us.

Think of it as wordplay.

Now taking in to account that Shenmue rapes Heavy Rain sideways, why would anyone buy a ps3 for this game when they couldn't be bothered to buy a Dreamcast for Shenmue?

I genuinely hope this game FLOPS.

Looooooooooooong before phony came along we had 2D gaming.

A fair while before sony came along we already had 3D gaming.

Nintendo were already hard at work on rumble features and analog sticks.

Dreamcast paved the way for online console gaming.

Yup, looks like phony should never have built the turdstation either.

Gaming lost it's "soul" when phony arrived on the scene.

And lets not forget that ...

Defo a front runner for worst exclusive of 2010.

Mind you, it does have Last Rebellion breathing down it's neck for that accolade.

99,000 pre-orders were from virgin teenage droids who want to see some virtual norks.

The real thing scares them senseless.

They make sequel after sequel for Yazuka.

But neglect a far superior series........ Shenmue.

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Cya in the year 10000.......... cheat.

Heavy Buttons innovative?

Maybe to droid fans who have only ever held ps controllers in their sweaty little teenage hands.

Rather than acknowledge that Shenmue came before Heavy Buttons and that Buttons is a clear rip off, you would rather pretend that Shenmue never happened.

Typical droids.

Three trick ponys, ps1, ps2 & ps3's ONLY in their lifetime console collection.

That this game is also available for Playstation 3 in Asia........

http://www.siliconera.com/2...

Reserve your import copy now western droids.

It's called Shenmue.

You can keep this "wannabe"

If they say "we know Alan Wake is good" then i'm sure as hell not gonna argue with them.

Another mediocre review for WKC.

So the question is....... which is FLOPPIER? WKC or Last Rebellion?

How about we let the FLOP-O-METER decide.

No winner, it's a dead heat, they're both as crappy as each other.

Loved the demo.

And from the videos i have seen the race courses look fantastic.

Roll on friday.

A zelda rip off that has crap review scores so far.......

Thats ok, you can keep it.

So you admit that Heavy Buttons is playing you just like natal is?

Mind you, they both have somthing in common, CRAPPY WAGGLE.

One with a pad and one with your bare hands.

And to jump from 89 (Uncharted 1) to 96 (Uncharted 2) thats fantastic.

But im also impressed with Halo constantly scoring high too.

Halo 97%
Halo 2 95%
Halo 3 94%

Ever so slightly lower scores as the series continues yes........

But all still pretty damn good scores for this series in my book.

Final EDIT:

Is it suprising that non main series Halo games are not AAA?

Wars is a...

Bottom line is, every main game in the Halo series is AAA, thats somthing that neither GT or Uncharted can boast.

Edit.

Sure, but you were happy to mention that Halo titles have gone down in score over time, so therefore i just pointed out that so has GT.

Lets wait and see what GT 5 & Reach bring to the table huh.

Every man and his god damn dog get reviews approved by that pathetic site.

And we all know that droid fans more than any other game fans in general love phony USER reviews to make thier games appear better than they actually are.

On meta Halo beat UC2.

On write any review rankings UC2 won.

Oh, and the last "full" GT series game went downhill too, and on a much bigger scale.

Gran Turismo 3........ 95%
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