We surrender!!!
"I saw like screen tearing in the Xbox 360 version. Even like, when you were playing it, it felt better on the PLAYSTATION 3."
-- So, like, am I like, supposed to, like, take this, like, guy all seriously, like, and stuff? Is he, like, a real, like, writer? Oh my gawd!!! Totally!!!
He sounds like one of you illiterate fanboys. (And I mean all you drooling idiot console fanboys)
Well, here we go with the 360 fanboys telling us all how they...
Take a census of which countries are flipping out over video game violence... you'll find they're the Europee-ons. Go stink up a latte bar with your funky body odor, wear your dirty turtle-neck sweaters, braid your girlfriend's armpit hair and smoke some more clove cigarettes. Oh yeah.. don't forget to blast your American-made music before you go watch your American-made movies and then make Coca-Cola richer by being stupid enough to buy it and then pour it out on the street in protest.
Maybe you'll have better luck with the next Xbox, guys, it should be out later this week, just before Macroshaft drops all support for the 360 and forces you to shell out money for another console.
I'm let down too.. If only they had talked to dachiefsman.. Then they'd have known it would have been lackluster and never wasted all that money producing it.
Have you tried hiring yourself and your super-power out to developers? I mean, if you can tell it's lackluster (Oh.. there's a word we don't hear every 3 minutes) before the games even out... Imagine the production costs you'd save the gaming industry. Damn.. no more crappy games, that's revolutionary.
Ohhh.. I smell the super-power for the next Xmen movie.
Wolverine, Storm, Iceman, and GameSeer.
Brat: "I want the new Pokemon game Mommy!!"
I was going to buy a 360 for this Xmas until Macro$haft announced the next console would come out in 2011. I was all lined up and had most of the money saved. I don't know about you, but I'd rather spend $400 on a console that'll be supported in 8 years than $350 on one only to have M$ drop it faster than a bad habit (remember the Xbox anyone?) in 4 years.
I've FINALLY got a limey bastard to tell me what I do and don't need instead of the government. And all this time, I thought I could really use an in-game XMB, but this Brit just cleared things up... How stupid I've been all along!!
Hey, he's being honest about Microsoft. They really aren't against user generated content. They're just against fair business practices, the spirit of capitalist competition, and entrepreneurship. Oh yeah, they're also against a world that isn't controlled by them.
And solid, stable operating systems... they're against those too.
WE'VE GOT 14%!!! IN YOUR FACE SONY!!! SO PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT!!!
I can't wait for the user generated content to start coming around. A lot of people have no idea just how user-programmable the levels here are. We're going to start seeing UT3 level design contests before long... Hell, even completely new games. User generated FTW!
Does anyone truthfully look forward to ANY 'rushed into production based on this movie' game???
Nintendo has something else for you to give a high score.
When are they going to release the 8-track tape player for Xbox? That's a standard that's sure to catch on.
Yeah.. I want my console to be worthless in four years when MS releases the next Xbox and drops the 360 faster than the original Xbox. At least MS is able to count on just how stupid the average consumer is.... so they've got that going for them, which is nice.
You know... all these people raving over the white controller aren't going to be raving over it when it looks like they wiped their butts with it after 9 months of hard gaming.
So another Microsoft fan wrote another editorial. Big f'in deal.
They need a more efficient power-packing algorithm.. There's lots of alloys and things with molecular structures in the uhh.... uhhh... transitorizing sub-packing unit. Things... yeah..... things packed just FULL of powerized electronicationators.
Homebrew development kicks ass... What you saw on the PS2 is only a fraction of what they can do with the PS3 now.
Surfer Girl's a fat 45-year old man who lives in his parents' basement and has never had sex.