GIVE ME THE OPEN ZONE OR GIVE ME DEATH.

Mo0eY

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rofl, my sides are hurting from that giant tube sitting on her head.

6043d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

There you have it, folks. The stats show that the more people you have that will buy trash, the more games you will sell.

Examples:
Wii Fit
Wii Play
Wii Sports Resort
Halo
Gears of War

Counter-examples (games that did not do so well, but are popular amongst gamers):
God of War
Okami
Eternal Darkness

I wonder why that is.

6043d ago 1 agree3 disagreeView comment

People on ebay paid $1,000 for Wiis. I don't get your point.

6043d ago 6 agree1 disagreeView comment

Milkcroshaft is running scared.

These past three months have been PS3 Slim / Price drop. Now they cut costs and release the new SKUs only to have FREE and FREE for Elite and Arcade in there. It's all the more inticing to the consumer when they see free. What we really know is that they are scared sh!tless of the PS3's rumors and they are trying to look more affordable than the competition (Elite vs PS3 - Arcade vs. Wii).

Unfortunately, Mommy Bots do not know abou...

6043d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

LOL "Man of the Rear..."

Here, I'll make it better:

"Fan of the Rear"

6043d ago 5 agree1 disagreeView comment

I know, right? It's a single player game - was he expecting to get at least one chapter of the game or something?

I think the demo was great - it gave us the basics of the game (hand-to-hand combat, detective work, and sneaking gameplay). This is what made me happy about my purchase because I actually got to experience just a minimal amount enough of everything I hoped the game would be.

6043d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I want to punch that cheeky grin off his chubby, little face.

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

6044d ago 12 agree1 disagreeView comment

Play it on your HD console with an HDTV, guy.

6044d ago 0 agree5 disagreeView comment

Worst thing you can say to your girlfriend:

"You know two weeks ago when we had sex?"

"Yeah..."

"My condom broke..."

"!@)#(!(@#(!@#@!"

*9 months later*

6044d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

These guys aren't playing. They contacted my ISP one day, and I had my internet disconnected for 7 days. Now I download with all sorts of IP blocking software that prevents websites like id hires to track me down.

Muahahahahahhahahhaha, eat that, id.

6044d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

If I have a 3 foot heater, and I shrink it down to a 2 foot heater, it still produces the same effects.

It'll RRoD regardess.

6044d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

Give it to me for free so I can throw it in my lake outside to see if it floats or sinks.

6044d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Yes, bring us a new Xbox 360. This time make the lights orange so it can be an OROD (so we can make jokes about Xbot's anus getting pumped by a rod).

6044d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

That's all of my books. They costs roughly $770 so yeah. Fortunately for me, I have two scholarships that pay for both of my tuition. So once tuition is paid off, I have about $3,000 extra dollars to blow.

6044d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Now that I am reading this about the flashbangs, are these nightvision goggles actually nightvision goggles, or do they just make everything green?

6045d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

See, I almost missed this comment because unlike you, my IQ is way above 30.

Anyway, I would like a link to the 22 million PS3 owners that are regretting their purchase please.

In the meantime, you can read an actual, confirmed, and official article stating that millions of Failo Snores people had their stats reset here:

http://www.n4g.com/News-368...

6045d ago 1 agree5 disagreeView comment

1. Halo
2. Halo for PC
3. Halo 2
4. Halo 2 for PC
5. Halo 3
6. Halo: Wars
6. Halo 3: P.E.A.T.

Bonus - preditable game that will outsell everything but totally suck:
Halo: Reach

6045d ago 1 agree4 disagreeView comment

And those 1.1 million fans are raging over their lost stats.

You just walked into that one.

6045d ago 1 agree6 disagreeView comment

Advertisements are a community?!

You know what's amazing? My console actually plays video games. You know, that thing that they are primarily programmed for.

@Below:
I'll be sure to tell that joke to my friends when I time travel back to the year 2000.

6045d ago 1 agree4 disagreeView comment

Release notes:

- Advertars
- Advertisements while in game
- Messaging friends will give a brief advertisement while your message sends
- Avatars watching advertisements
- Advertars watching advertisements
- Advertars watching Avatars watching advertisements
- Halo Reach advertisement
- Netflix support (with advertisements)
- Games on Demand ($20 dollars too much - here's an advertisement while you download your game)
It can al...

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