GIVE ME THE OPEN ZONE OR GIVE ME DEATH.

Mo0eY

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Lulzies at king_dong3 raging like he lost his Preparation H.

6042d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

LOL Bubs+

6042d ago 3 agree3 disagreeView comment

Call M$ HQ, the bots are frying:
Hackers on 360? Does not compute *malfunction* *terminating life* *red rings*

6042d ago 6 agree1 disagreeView comment

I can say this:
I have both the PS3 and Xbox 360... well, I did... the 360 died on me so he just sits there wishing he could eat my $50 bills.

6042d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

A question is formed like this?

Shows you what edumacation bots get from staring too long at three red rings because they are awestruck - like they thought they were immune to it or something.

6042d ago 3 agree3 disagreeView comment

Games such as Okami, Wind Waker, Ico/SotC, Viewtiful Joe, Muramasa: The Demon Blade, Flower, and flOw are considered art games in my opinion, not Halo.

6042d ago 7 agree10 disagreeView comment

Halo can be art... the art of milking.

@Below
Poor bot, he's got nothing. He's trying so hard to think of that peanut of a brain he has, but he can't. Don't pop a blood vessel there, sonny.

6042d ago 3 agree4 disagreeView comment

Even the bots want to see the harbinger of doom, the PS3 Slim. It's already hit 300 degrees with little comments. They are ready to see what their Christmas present is going to look like.

Once you experience the power of the PS3, you will not look back.

6042d ago 6 agree2 disagreeView comment

Dude, I know it's funny. I was laughing when he was yelling at the television screen, and when he said GET ME A SNAPPLE, I was rolling on the floor. I'm just trying to say it doesn't deserve to be on News 4 Gamers, much less cosplay chicks, or Lara Crofts sexy poses.

If I wanted to see that, I'd google it.

6042d ago 2 agree2 disagreeView comment

10 million consumers satisified with Halo 1 version 3.0.

@below

Trolled. Next article.

6042d ago 3 agree9 disagreeView comment

PS3's better.

See, on the box, it says "Exclusive: Play as Joker" - more gametime = more funtime. See you later, haters.

Edit:
LOL. This is from Eurolamer. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Taken with a 10 pound crystal of salt.

6042d ago 2 agree3 disagreeView comment

That's just another reason to be the TRUE, indescribable, and definitive racing game of this generation only possibly and only on the superior Playstation 3.

6043d ago 9 agree1 disagreeView comment

I hate when stupid crap like this gets approved. There's no relevance to N4G at all. Now, if he actually became a voice actor for GeoW3 and they posted this original video, I'd approve.

Oh, and having sh!t in the title really boils over with this joke-of-a-comment system they have. When can say it when it's in the article but we can't in a comment? What a rip, dudes.

6043d ago 2 agree6 disagreeView comment

Yeah, I'm sure the reports were because he was playing an Xbox 360. Not because this is about news or games whatsoever. In fact, I'll go make a video right now and post it with me playing a game in the background then I'll call one of my friends who can pretend to be Cliffard and I can become a voice actor on Gears of War 3, make a couple of funny jokes in the vid, and post it on N4G and have it hit the front page with a soon-to-be 1000 degrees because it has a fake-tittied chick on there. ...

6043d ago 2 agree4 disagreeView comment

http://www.gossiprocks.com/...

She has butt, breast, lip, cheekbones, and there's no telling what other implants all over her body, dude. If you prefer fake women, then by all means, but she's nowhere near "so fine!!!!" or "100% real!" nor would I "pipe" that - whatever that means.

At the disagrees:
Yeah, go ahead. I...

6043d ago 3 agree4 disagreeView comment

Just had sex last night with my girlfriend. It was awesome unlike your 2009 lineup. :)

Bring it on, bots.

And @Natsu:
I don't even have to try with you. I'm sure you'll have ten disagrees before it's over with, and you'll be yelling like a little girl, "WHY ARE YOU FA990T5 DISAGREE?" Too funny.

@Guy's name I don't know because I've never seen him:
I'm a PS3 fanboy, and I make witty comments like the one above. That's comedy righ...

6043d ago 7 agree13 disagreeView comment

I wonder if I could get on that turret and shoot some droids down. Oh, what a dream it would be! *sigh*

Patched.

@Below:
"shame the 'droids' can't ...simply enjoy gaming as it's meant to be - for fun, not hate."
What's fun about the fourth remake of Halo 1?

6043d ago 9 agree8 disagreeView comment

Too bad the drop ship didn't crash in Microsoft's Game Studios.

6043d ago 15 agree18 disagreeView comment

Your "video" has nothing to do with this artice. Stop trying to promote the smurfs.

6043d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

I don't want it to. I wish they would rekindle their old school days and bring back the epic stories of 6, 7, and 8.

10 is the last I played. I didn't pick 10-2 up because it was nothing but girls (WTF?) and I didn't play 12 because I heard about that Zodiac weapon - the only way you could get it was through opening up certain chests and if you accidentally opened up an incorrect one, you lost it - that's some bullcrap.

6043d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment