GIVE ME THE OPEN ZONE OR GIVE ME DEATH.

Mo0eY

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CRank: 6Score: 41530

And the skies will open, and down from the heavens, a line shall shine on thee. And in this moment, this instance, you, bots, will look to your consoles, hang your heads, and sigh. This light will lift you up, into the heavens, to meet Chuck Norris' dad, Kratos, and he will say to you:

"HAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU ARE PATHETIC AND WEAK, FOOLS."

And then Kratos will blink, and your lungs will collapse on themselves. As you are attempting to grasp for breath, Kratos...

5860d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

It's because they are trying to compete with Super Mario Sunshine for the Gamecube. If it looks like a Wii game, then they can't lose.

5860d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

So wait a minute, I create a fvcking blog to post some news, and it doesn't get approved but this sh!t does? Way to fail, MODS.

5860d ago 3 agree2 disagreeView comment

Looks like I'll have to go up the fvcking shade to 95% because the Xbots are so god damn stupid.

5860d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

Lulzies at this little bottie - he's so butthurt.

5860d ago 6 agree1 disagreeView comment

You're right - I thought he was telling the truth, and then I clicked on the images. WOW!!! This looks like Donkey Kong 64.

5860d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

@Tard above

"SO WHAT? why da fnck are you crying for? its their business not yours. WHO FREAKING FnCKING CARE??? SERIOUSLY WHO CARES?"

Says the guy who says Sony copies and pastes the same line every year for their lineup. If you didn't care at all, you wouldn't be here making up some retarded excuse. I'm sorry I owned you so hard that you had to go into rage mode with your CAPS LOCK key, but you're not on my team. That's just the way the cookie crumbles...

5860d ago 12 agree2 disagreeView comment

Poor bots, all they have is

http://i50.tinypic.com/hskg...
http://gallery.techarena.in... OOPS, I meant: http://www.cropcircleconnec...

And Halo Reach:

http://i50.tinypic.com/hskg...

'Nuff said, move along.

@Tard below
1st point: It's on PC
2nd point: There are like 700,000,000 PCs in the world.
3rd point: There was no emphasis on the score - you're a dumbass.

5860d ago 5 agree2 disagreeView comment

*clicks on link*
*notices green advertisement for Microsoft event*
*closes window*

I'm also sure that Gamespot's dollars bills are more crisp thanks to Microsoft's check. PS3 platform was lead, PS3 platform is superior. Don't even bother with the bots, my brethren.

@Tard Below

You are missing one fact that remains the most evident of what I just posted: Lightning, the LEAD CHARACTER OF FINAL FANTASY 13, has her huge head smack dab in the mi...

5860d ago 3 agree4 disagreeView comment

http://i50.tinypic.com/hskg...

5860d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

NPD =/= world. Once the 360 outsells the PS3 worldwide, then I'll be impressed (at how stupid people are for buying such a sh!tty product).

5860d ago 3 agree1 disagreeView comment

So wait... wasn't there suppose to be something mind blowing about this? All I saw was the same old Alone in the Dark game. No updated graphics, you still kill things with A FLASHLIGHT, the guy gets nailed with a cart at 56 seconds and he shoulder rams it like it's nothing, the vistas aren't even REMEMBERABLE.

Honestly, I look forward to games such as this because they are different than your average FPS which plagues the 360, but this just has LOL written all over it.
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5860d ago 4 agree6 disagreeView comment

Awww, he wants this game so badly. He's trying to grasp for reasons to be hopeful.

5861d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

1. Graphics - Heavy Rain on the 360 would be 320p with stick figures as the cast
2. Size - Heavy Rain would come with 15 regular DVDs as well as a couple to buy a blu-ray player
3. It's not a FPS - If bots can't shoot something, bots don't want it.
4. It won't sell 15 million in 5 minutes - Bots jizz in their pants when anything pushes past 5 million sales in a week. They think this means their games contain better quality the more the game sells.
5. The Xbox 360 has ...

5861d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

450 degrees and no fanboy comments? Bots are tinkling in their panties.

5861d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Poor bots, they will never see Solid Snake on their platform. They get the man-woman Raiden instead.

5861d ago 5 agree0 disagreeView comment

http://i50.tinypic.com/hskg...

5861d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment