GIVE ME THE OPEN ZONE OR GIVE ME DEATH.

Mo0eY

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Old news is old. Still good to know though.

5853d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

This woman shouldn't be writing. She should be in the kitchen making me a SANDWICH.

5853d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

Baby left in car after pointing to Xbox 360 during weekly trip to Wal-Mart, more news at 9.

5853d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Only the immersive gameplay of a PS3 exclusive will have you leaving your kids in the car.

5853d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Day 7 - Total Meltdown; family killed in flames; I acquired cancer from the aftermath of nuclear waste.

Conclusion: DO NOT BUY UNLESS YOU WANT CANCER.

5854d ago 5 agree1 disagreeView comment

Does poor wittle Awan need his fwash light? Dawwwwww.

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Considering the 120GB sells for $150 on the Xbox 360 website, that's $1.25/GB. You are looking at $312.50 for a 250GB HDD and knowing Microsoft, they'll round up to $320 so...

$320 for a 250GB HDD. Gotta love the bots and their love for proprietary hardware.

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Earlier today, I took my dog out so she could take a huge dump, and sure enough, Halo: Reach came out.

5854d ago 6 agree3 disagreeView comment

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5854d ago 5 agree4 disagreeView comment

The original Sonic Team has been long gone just as the original Rare team. If either of these two great teams got back together, many LOVABLE and really fantastic games would grace the world.

5854d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

You just gotta love bends the truth comparisons:

http://www.lensoftruth.com/...

Screenshot of a glove in dark room (PS3)

Vs.

Screenshot of glove outside (360)

5858d ago 11 agree5 disagreeView comment

Gaylo: Reach Around

http://www.urbandictionary....

5859d ago 4 agree2 disagreeView comment

With SD: I came, I saw, I shat.
With HD: I came, I saw, I jizzed.

5859d ago 5 agree0 disagreeView comment

I dropped my jaw - has anyone seen him? I left it here yesterday when I saw the trailer, but I was so worked up about watching the trailer 10 times that I forgot about him.

5859d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

Does Bioshock 2 involve more plasmids? Yep. Guns? Yep. Secondary weapons? Yup. A twist? Yup.

Sequels are just that - repetitive. Don't say you weren't BLOWN AWAY by the sheer SCALE of this game.

5859d ago 13 agree3 disagreeView comment

More like HOLY FVCKING SH!T

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NO WORDS.

5859d ago 5 agree1 disagreeView comment

Sam Fisher talks like he's a 60 year old lumberjack.

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And it only took 16 months.

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I don't want to watch this trailer because I want to have kids some day - I seriously don't want to JIZZ IN MY PANTS 9,000 times. I think I'm going to have to sit on a block of ice while I play the game.

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