I don't understand how this dude can talk so much with Bill Gates' c0ck shoved all the way down his throat.
He must be truly talented (a worthless talent, but a talent nonetheless).
I could've sworn this was an Onion article.
I'd tap that.
Uhm, I've never seen or played this game so forgive my ignorance, but why does the road look awfully grainy? Like someone took a 1.2 megapixel snapshot of a gray wall and made it the texture of the road.
Fap fap to those feeble and pointless metacritic sum scores.
There is no denying it, bots, a 79 base score game outsold both of your kings.
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There is no denying it, bots, a 79 base score demo outsold both of your kings.
No thanks, Valve.
Releasing a zombie game before your next Counter-Strike installment or your newest iteration of the Half-Life 2 series episode 3 is shameful especially when that's 8 to 9 months after the first.
Wait for it guys...
I predict within the next 30 minutes, there will be another praise Natal page.
Bubbles for you both.
Blood, guts, and sex scenes = money
My Hannah Montana PSP go demolishes your Forza 3. Next please.
Do you see Sony promoting any part of their product right now? I hate that gimmick wand just as much as Nintendo's Wiimote. And I know that hardcore and casuals mix very well IF the company that's producing these games have hardcore in mind.
But look at M$, and what they are trying to accomplish: Avatars, gimmicks, and 'games for everyone.' It sounds way too familiar. So just go ahead and enjoy your little $300 camera for the time being. It will be fun at first, but after a whi...
I can see the four amigos, Mart, Why Dis, Omega4, and Zhuk waving their arms around in a Halo match smacking each other in the face.
In fact, I can see all four of them pushing one another out of the way because there all whiny, little b!tches.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, I can't wait for the YouTube videos.
This is all I read:
"Drrr, durrr, hrhuhhhh, dhruhhh, durrr"
@Below
Aww, did I hurt the little troll's feelings with his dur-dur language?
This thread makes me laugh. I'd give you all bubbles if I knew all of you fanboys were joking.
/thread.
@4.1
Burnout Paradise is a four button game... One button for e-braking, one for braking, one for going. It's not hard to implement that system in a racer. However, try the 360's genre of choice, the FPS. How are you going to run? How are you going to turn? How are you going to change weapons? There's just way too much things going on. As krakdol stated, gamers want to sit back, pick up a controller, learn the controls, own everything, and relax.
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I'm laughing so hard.
Xbox 360 is going down the same road Nintendo went a long time ago...
Abandon ship now, guys, before you hate the company you once loved. Hardcore and casuals do not mix.
Why put Skype in the social networking category is beyond me...
@3.3
Why announce something when they can show a game reel of the many exclusives that are coming out instead?
I can tell you that I can eat a bug, but wouldn't you rather see it in action?
I liked the part where he used 1up, you know, the Nintendo reference, and threw the two other consoles in the sentence. Clever.
I thought Midway tanked a while back. What happened?