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“Gamers Just Want The Best”

I’m sure there’s a prostitute in Las Vegas that has said the exact same thing.

376d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

“Not ridiculous and disturbing as grown men obsessed with other men. (No offense to gay people)

"Obscure" is all over your comment history!”

If your goal in life is to come off as a gay-curious incel, you won.

376d ago 3 agree2 disagreeView comment

Not sure if the Kojima fans or if the ND fans are worse. I'm thinking ND, 'cause ND could come to their house, use their toilet, leave a serious enamel-corroding deuce, not flush and their fans would be in there horking/inhaling up all the fume particulate to cover the sent of their sacred trick-challenged pony, practically wearing it as a mask.

ND is basically U2 now, and not in the good way.

378d ago 3 agree11 disagreeView comment

Is this like a ChatGPT thing? Totally looks like a bot using mannerisms of a politician who has a not-very-secret distain for RD2. This shit is hilarious.

Please actually vet this stuff before you approve it.

“ The game even has a certain immersion – if you want, play as a tank, if you want – as a stealthy killer, or if you want, set traps everywhere. In RDR 2, this was very sad – in fact, the whole game was a stupid shooting gallery.”

381d ago 3 agree1 disagreeView comment

“Comes with a lot of Baggage” Just like Randy the BL4 writers.

385d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

As they fold for multi-platform. STFU. Yeah, the “console war” bs bit is really adorable and completely moot.

385d ago 3 agree1 disagreeView comment

When your commitment is Tone Deaf.

Yes basic CEO bs there Hulsk (aka the next overpaid insert at Sony). Live service because they can milk more $ out of those games. F making games based on creative ingenuity and fun, just make them based on a model of greed and profit.

391d ago 9 agree1 disagreeView comment

"Gaming has never been better in terms of sheer quality and scale" ---now let's fast forward :

"So, when I write this piece, I do not mean to ignore what’s wrong with the industry right now. It’s just that, whatever happens, the standard that gaming has established to date only keeps getting raised year in and year out despite what anyone says. Studios such as Naughty Dog, Santa Monica, Arrowhead Game Studios, and Larian Studios have stood on business aft...

394d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

So it has a P-Diddy Freak Off simulation mode? This is something to be said about a 40-something year old dude that is STILL into anime and especially Waifus. Dude your loneliness, yearn and ceiling are on full display here.

397d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

They don't need them. Boarderlands is on its own level of cell-dwelling cringedom.
"Borderlands 4 writer" ... Ick. Don't go flexing that around.

403d ago 1 agree4 disagreeView comment

Let’s exploit your fandom, by making you think you need to shell out $$$ to prove just how fan you are. Go eat a shi7 burger Nadella. How very disconnected CEO of you.

403d ago 2 agree2 disagreeView comment

This edge-lord is about to get his man-cave habitat liquidated. He honestly thinks he can jump out of the plane and shout bankrupt as a parachute? He's about to splat hard. This is what happens when all you know is games. Games are awesome and all, but you gotta branch out in life yo, or you are gonna end up; lol in a extremely cringy lawsuit forever-etched in the legal system's halls of fame.

404d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

"Origins" and goes full deviation from the comic. Looks like a neat quasi-cyberpunk dino-hunter game (not that we don't have those already, but hey, keep it me-too and mainstream right?). This game might have been m-kay 10 years ago, but now it's full Panda.

407d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

It's too bad that Ubisoft robbed him of his BGE2 endeavors multiple times just so they could crap out more Rabbid games. I can imagine Ancel out in the wild, sees a Wiimote or WiiIU and gets triggered with Ubisoft PTSD.

410d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Oh gee who would have guessed. Cringe shooters is their bag after-all.

410d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

Sounds about right. A company thats had a bad quarter and/or bordering going bankrupt always shi7s out a "future" mission statement. Ubisoft is a sinking ship, and the rats inside Ubisoft ate too many holes in it to keep it afloat.

416d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

The message should be "Sorry for the Me Too shooter". Ubisoft just kill'n it! Literally.

416d ago 1 agree2 disagreeView comment

Imagine if the dev team (who actually has deep ties to this game's inner workings and personal investment rather than a mouth lending a voice hours for some $), had time to make "genuine friends" at work. Nothing lamer that the self-insert kinda-gaming related dingle berries (IE voice actors) making "news" with casual commentary. Whoopie F-ing doo, Neil knows how to make friends while puking the easiest portion of the game's assets out. That's news folks.

417d ago 0 agree5 disagreeView comment

Yes, it's totally going to help her acting. I played it to prepare going for a hike and going shopping. At least she's playing a proper fallout, although this comes out a just a "little" pandery (in a ready player 1 kinda way).

419d ago 0 agree5 disagreeView comment

Yeah, NOPES and Sean and his crew can go eat a sack of dixs. Biggest bait and switch by a completely unprepared team. You can keep singing this “they fixed it” years later BS all you want. Don’t care about the crap they added, this broken technical marvel still clips through the environment in a what became a giant disingenuously marketed tween game.

“very positive”. it launched 2016….and you are STILL worried about the game’s reputation (now patched several times). That...

421d ago 1 agree7 disagreeView comment